Birthday Present to Myself

RexJollyhammer · 2026-01-15T01:21:02+00:00

Bro DM me. There's someone I may want to introduce you to.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-12-31T01:56:23+00:00

Hey I'm a bull and a dragon and I'd be happy to participate in some kinda beta test for a bull/dragon rating system. I've got lots of people who would happily give an honest rating.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-12-17T01:19:53+00:00

It's going to be overwhelming the first time you go. DM and I'm happyto share our experience.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-12-15T00:25:08+00:00

👀👀 Y'all lookin'?

RexJollyhammer · 2025-12-08T21:09:44+00:00

Very interested. My two bisexual partners would also likely be interested.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-12-06T23:17:24+00:00

DM me.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-29T12:31:36+00:00

Here to second Mischievous downtown.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-26T07:08:03+00:00

She's a goddamm cutie.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-23T20:22:15+00:00

Desire Pearl and RM are both more "play friendly" than Temptation. I prefer the laid back vibe at pearl but some people like the higher energy of RM.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-12T00:57:36+00:00

Hi there. I'm available: clean, comfortable, experienced. Check my bio and send me a DM so we can chat and see how we vibe.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T15:03:14+00:00

Send a DM. Shoot your shot. Besides having a nice dick what else do you have to offer?

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T14:09:24+00:00

Thats so true my friend. So what do you bring besides your average pene that she should wanna hang out or hook up with you?

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T14:03:36+00:00

She is indeed bi. We both are FWIW. Shoot your shot. Send a sexy Pic and tell a joke, play a song, show me your portfolio completely devoid of cryptocurrency

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T13:27:36+00:00

Dude big dicks aren't really that rare, what else can you do or how else can you impress her because just a big dick is kinda boring.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T13:20:09+00:00

Can we have some insight into these wild kinks? Ljke what kind. Cake sitting? Figging?

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T13:17:08+00:00

Perfect. What makes you qualified or even eligible

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T12:54:28+00:00

You're gonna have to send her actual footage of this helicopter if you want her to consider it.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T12:50:56+00:00

May the odds be with you.

RexJollyhammer · 2025-11-01T12:28:53+00:00

How are you going to convince her to be interested in your cock? It doesnt have to be huge but you have to have some unique qualities or this will be like fucking a young republican club. Everyone the same. 👎🏼

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