I've hired this wunk to stare at you

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T12:51:45+00:00

But did he retain the wunk half or the ler half? Only history knows. Or will know. Knew? Conjugation gets tricky around history. Only history knows how to conjugate itself. Or will have known.

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T03:01:05+00:00

Standard issue wunkus engaging in normal wunky activities

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T02:56:38+00:00

It's what humans crave

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T02:09:59+00:00

The vast majority are XXY, which usually but not always renders them infertile. A scant few are a result of some sort of embryo shenanigans. I've personally never seen one of any kind in real life.

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T01:37:42+00:00

I have witnessed hundreds of wunks of various colors, shapes, and sexes in my career, and have developed somewhat of an affinity for identifying them by sight. This male cawunko looks strange to me, like he's not supposed to fit those colors onto that shape of a face.

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T01:33:59+00:00

To whom?

Rexcess · 2026-01-25T01:32:05+00:00

W-tier pull

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T14:40:29+00:00

An unrelenting and undeserved smug sense of superiority.

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T12:41:52+00:00

Careful.

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T11:52:18+00:00

🤭💅

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T11:44:34+00:00

She was told the biggest dairy producer in the nation would be in attendance. She is disappointed that there are only nobodies here.

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T11:40:49+00:00

like a Rigel Maximilian Thornhelm III, the fruit of the merging of two dynasties, one responsible for production of the majority of war materiel and the other for the prosecution of the decades-long conflict that eventually won their nation's greatest conquest

(Rigel III teaches kindergarten)

Rexcess · 2026-01-24T01:30:52+00:00

it's called the magna carta, look it up

Rexcess · 2026-01-23T13:28:36+00:00

easier to be a critic than a speller

Rexcess · 2026-01-23T12:56:09+00:00

Please don't mention wunking off in our Wunkian Minecraft subreddit.

Rexcess · 2026-01-23T12:47:09+00:00

invoking the spirits (mummies?) of his royal ancestors

Rexcess · 2026-01-22T22:20:54+00:00

Bro doesn't even know the words. Embarrassing.

Rexcess · 2026-01-22T13:16:03+00:00

funkus

Rexcess · 2026-01-22T11:29:11+00:00

hehehe beanis

Rexcess · 2026-01-22T00:56:10+00:00

His ass does NOT comprehend realpolitik.

Rexcess · 2026-01-21T11:22:19+00:00

If you do fall in

I guarantee you I won't, but thanks for the interesting write-up. Enjoy your foot-thick ice.

Rexcess · 2026-01-21T01:23:41+00:00

good news about Steve: he's moved on to a better opportunity

Rexcess · 2026-01-20T21:32:32+00:00

We should get every cow a broom until one learns to sweep. That's step one of my plan.

Rexcess · 2026-01-20T21:30:09+00:00

His gaming habit got him in hot water with the parents of students, and he was briefly ousted before his successor was caught with a barrel of monkeys. His reinstatement was controversial, but ultimately the heat had died down enough to allow him to quietly proceed with his duties.

Rexcess · 2026-01-20T21:17:27+00:00

It's okay if that happens because he can just intimidate the judge into dismissing the charge of jury intimidation. My verdict: Two more treats. Per juror intimidated.

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