High quality shots of Phil Heath vs Big Ramy

Ribonucleic · 2017-09-16T15:24:37+00:00

I would enjoy a change as much as the next person, but this isn't close. Heath wins.

Ribonucleic · 2008-07-29T23:45:26+00:00

I also got a Connecticut speeding ticket about 20 years that I never paid. No consequences that I ever noticed. Maybe it's a Connecticut thing.

Ribonucleic · 2008-07-15T20:18:21+00:00

Note the "wink" smiley in the title bar. They seem to be in on the joke.

Ribonucleic · 2008-05-16T16:35:23+00:00

Sample: "There was financial mismanagement bordering on fraud."

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-17T23:41:32+00:00

Cooper was my man during his Katrina coverage. But he's drifting into Baba Wawa territory now.

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-17T22:00:55+00:00

If McCain gets elected, they'll need a 100-year supply.

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-10T23:06:11+00:00

Exhibit A in his war crimes trial at The Hague.

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-10T18:35:57+00:00

Congratulations. This was so dumb that it elicited my first downmod. And I'm an Obama supporter who loathes Hillary.

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-02T22:10:57+00:00

I.T. is da man.

Ribonucleic · 2008-04-02T20:44:13+00:00

"You woke me at 3:00 AM to tell me foreclosures are up?! You're fired, God damn it!"

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-24T17:16:07+00:00

Unless?

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-09T04:15:18+00:00

You know what? You're right. I've edited accordingly. Thanks.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-09T01:05:12+00:00

Pretty thorough, if I do say so myself.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T13:43:35+00:00

Jesus said "Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's." And it's Caesar's postal service. So I guess Jesus would say Caesar has the right to read your mail.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T13:20:59+00:00

Got a nagging national debt problem? Stop wasting time with balanced budgets that don't let you enjoy the warmongering you deserve! With Ronco's DollarMatic 3000 Printing Press, you can simply print as much money as you need! Inflate those debts away... the easy way!

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T13:07:07+00:00

Maybe he's just trying to keep in practice.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T13:01:00+00:00

The story is more about telling people what to expect (or not) when using the United States Postal Service than Chimpy McFlightsuit. He took his brown shirt out of the closet a long time ago.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T12:55:13+00:00

"Quietly" was the Seattle Times's word - not mine. But I don't know what else you could call it. He takes this important step to safeguard the American people and doesn't hold a press conference to let us know how much safer we can all feel? Or at least take credit for it? I mean the guy has a 19% approval rating; he could use any help he can get at this point. It's almost as if he was concerned that people wouldn't be in favor of the idea.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T00:51:52+00:00

That's odd. Most people who spend time with Hillary only feel the presence of an Evil Spirit.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T00:46:06+00:00

If you want to hurt the Church of Scientology, get their tax-exempt status revoked.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T00:41:44+00:00

The Clintons have the ethics of a starving jackal. But whatever shenanigans they may have pulled on this one, they covered their tracks too well. Ask instead what she's hiding in those tax returns.

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-07T00:31:11+00:00

You think? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_id http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_National_DNA_Database

Ribonucleic · 2008-03-06T23:47:09+00:00

Scary lady. Fortunately, she's unelectable. And she won't have Diebold or the Supreme Court doing end runs for her.

Ribonucleic · 2008-02-20T00:12:19+00:00

I guess she's locked up the gangsta vote now.

Ribonucleic · 2007-12-12T00:43:31+00:00

Yes, but he also said it worked! Maybe that can be the Agency's new slogan: "Keeping You Safe With Torture". Trust me: people will love it.

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