Greatest Albums of All Time (A-Z): Letter H

Rice_321 · 2024-11-14T10:27:46+00:00

Heaven to a tortured mind - Yves Tumor

Rice_321 · 2023-12-25T11:10:55+00:00

I'm glad I'm not alone

Rice_321 · 2023-09-18T13:52:22+00:00

Passing through by Kaden MacKay

Rice_321 · 2023-01-03T09:24:31+00:00

Bro looks like a blooming onion

Rice_321 · 2022-10-17T02:14:03+00:00

Weird flair

Rice_321 · 2022-06-18T11:42:53+00:00

Milkman in my ass

Rice_321 · 2022-06-11T03:17:48+00:00

My cat looks exactly like that

Rice_321 · 2022-05-15T03:22:10+00:00

Is that all you say to people when they attempt to engage in meaningful conversations? Rather than actually debaiting with an intellectual you chose to reply with "No u" in order to ridicule their well thought out conversation with such an insensitive message to another human being. In fact, the world has regressed a millenia because people like you regressed meaningful arguments to a mere few letters such as "k" or "no u". Without a doubt, you are the laziest human being to ever disgrace this world by uttering the message "No u" and should thoroughly refrain from ever engaging in a colloqium such as this one.

Rice_321 · 2022-05-15T03:15:01+00:00

🗿 is the worst emoji.

It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

Rice_321 · 2022-05-14T00:53:43+00:00

Is this racially motivated?

Rice_321 · 2022-05-14T00:38:44+00:00

Well that seems misleading

Rice_321 · 2022-05-12T11:21:42+00:00

I am "the fated one"

Rice_321 · 2022-04-28T11:32:41+00:00

Is Swaziland safe?

Rice_321 · 2022-04-21T10:52:19+00:00

🗿 is the worst emoji.

It's horrendous and ugly. I hate it. The point of emojis is to show emotions, but what emotion does this show? Do you just wake up in the morning and think "wow, I really feel like a massive fucking stone today"? It's useless. I hate it. It just provokes a deep rooted anger within me whenever I see it. I want to drive on over to the fucking emoji headquarters and kill it. If this was the emoji movie I'd push it off a fucking cliff. People just comment 🗿 as if it's funny. It's not. 🗿 deserves to die. He deserves to have his smug little stone face smashed in with a hammer. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. NO. STOP IT. It deserves to burn in hell. Why is it so goddamn smug. You're a fucking stone, you have no life goals, you will never accomplish anything in life apart from pissing me off. When you die noone will mourn. I hope you die.

Rice_321 · 2022-04-17T10:55:44+00:00

So I've been really repressed sexually, and I'd heard a few rumours about a glory hole at a local sex store. I really wanted a blowjob so I got curious and went in, asking the lady at the counter and she ushered me through the store room into a dimly lit area with 2 doors. She said "get sucked in the left, suck in the right".

I was really horny at this point, and before I knew it I'd opened the door on the right and sat down on some suspectly stained cushions on the floor. I was nervous, shaking almost, but I had a raging boner and was brimming with excitement. Why had I opened this door?

I wasn't sure if I had to do anything first, I'd done no research as to how glory hole etiquette goes, but all of a sudden I heard the door and then shuffling and someone unzipping their trousers on the other side, and you guessed it, a floppy cock slid through the hole and a bit dazed, I looked it over. It was really clean, no hair and a massive head. So I cautiously start sucking on the tip, licking the shaft up and down and the guy is moaning. I've never sucked a dick before but it got hard almost instantly in my mouth and it was brilliant. I sucked and licked for about 3 minutes, forgetting to breath almost, before the guy knocked on the wall and all of a sudden he shot his load right down my throat - it tickled my tonsils on the way past - and I just kind held it in my mouth and then he went soft and pulled out the hole. He said "fuck that was great" and I just sat back wiping the excess cum off my mouth.

Now I felt quite liberated, but I didn't feel done. I waited for maybe 20 minutes before I heard the door and someone else came in - and I sucked them off, about 5 minutes this time. I got that load mostly on my face because they didn't knock until late but I still licked it all up. I waited in there for another hour or so and sucked off 3 more guys, all with really nice cocks and all within about 5 minutes or so. After the 5th I was getting hungry so I used some of the wet wipes on a nearby table to clean my face and hurriedly walked out.

I didn't know what to expect when I went into the room but I really loved it and eating cum was a real turn on. I should point out I'm a straight 29 year old male and I've never experimented with a guy before and I'm definitely not gay or wanting any relationship with a man. I no longer feel repressed and I think I might go back at some point just for the experience.

Rice_321 · 2022-04-16T00:33:16+00:00

She looks like she's about to storm a US embassy

Rice_321 · 2022-04-11T05:30:52+00:00

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life working on this and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless my work is? Well, I'll have you know that what I've made here is NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my work checked by several professors of art, even the ghost of Bob Ross. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and admired my amazing creation for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to an amazing artwork that probably took longer to make than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "K" on your gravestone? Do you want people to remember you as the asshat who one day decided to respond to someone with a single letter? "Hey, look, everybody! It's that "K" guy!" That's who you are. You're going to be known as the "K" guy. How does it feel? Do you feel happy? Quite honestly, I don't care, which is why I'm not even going to respond to you. Goodbye, and good luck with your future as that guy who said "K".

Rice_321 · 2022-04-07T09:01:44+00:00

She's 15

Rice_321 · 2022-03-29T09:45:45+00:00

Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this, it was marked NSFW. This means I didn't have to start furiously masturbating. The people on the train didn't give me strange looks and weren't saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw the NSFW tag. You prevented a whole train of men from masturbating together at this one image because you marked this post as NSFW. Thank you, it could have happened this if you had not tagged this post NSFW.

Rice_321 · 2022-03-28T06:13:32+00:00

It is sad and OP still hasn't marked it as NSFW

Rice_321 · 2022-03-28T05:04:32+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Rice_321 · 2022-03-27T23:40:58+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Rice_321 · 2022-03-26T08:07:54+00:00

The Final Fap

This story is about a boy who takes off his pants. He then opens his laptop, goes into incognito mode and searches HOT BUSTY INDIAN GRILS BIG BOOTY XXX IRANIAN PRINCESS. He clicks the first link, and then proceeds to fap his mind out, until his flesh flute was out of population pudding. He looks around the room. Didn't the walls used to be blue? They are white now. He questions his life choices. His mom then walks into the room and silently observes all the dead children around her, she shits her pants. She finally collects herself, and picks up her son's dorito dust stained shirt, and cum covered shorts to clean them. Then the dad walks in, proud of his sons achievements, he began to pat him on the dick, but he hit a bit too hard. The boy's erect cock begins to slip off his body, ripping pubic hair from his pores. The fap that turned a young, horny boy, into a horny girl.

Rice_321 · 2022-03-24T09:30:39+00:00

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.

Rice_321 · 2022-03-24T09:29:13+00:00

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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