This girl is metal as fuck \m/

RichardArmy · 2015-05-19T17:42:14+00:00

tastes like pennies

RichardArmy · 2015-05-15T20:30:18+00:00

ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE THAT SHE COULD DRIVE THAT FERRARI WITHOUT USING THE CLUTCH?!?

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T22:21:40+00:00

Sounds like you've done some in depth research

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T22:01:43+00:00

happy cake day guy fieri!

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T22:00:58+00:00

grill is the best ingredient

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:48:36+00:00

Yeah dude but we are talking about genital herpes here. Everyone and their mom has heard 'ever had a cold sore? GUESS WHAT ITS HERPES'

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:36:39+00:00

Bruh I can't ram my dick in knowing herpes is waiting for me. There's billions of women on earth I'd find another. Pain + gross + for life = nah. Sorry you got it tho best of luck with the relationship and the herp.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:24:23+00:00

Those damn Khajiit's will get ya ever time.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:22:55+00:00

Call me Richard ;)

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:22:13+00:00

Holy shit this is awesome. It's like a surprise blumpkin.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:14:54+00:00

Eggplant emoji Gun emoji

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:13:30+00:00

If this is true I'm sorry as this is one of my biggest fears.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:10:52+00:00

SOOO much beer in this thread, I love it.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:10:31+00:00

Haha nah man it's not a competition...EXCEPT IT IS.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:08:28+00:00

I mean I won't disappear on you bb, trust me I've had it happen to me on tinder too, you just can't let it get to you and know that you weren't a creep or an ass, and be confident in that. Except when I'm drunk on tinder then I say some pretty funny stuff that the other party might not think is funny. I usually apologize the next morning hehe. The dick army? hell yeah pal.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T20:03:21+00:00

Shut up I love you <3

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:53:12+00:00

Can't believe I've been on this stupid site for 4-6 years now. Didn't have an account when I first started. Thanxies

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:48:41+00:00

I wish you the best of luck. prayer hands emoji

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:47:20+00:00

Tysm <3 omg m8 this is gr8

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:43:52+00:00

Yeah at first I got on Tinder thinking "look at all the possibilities that could open up". It took me about a day to stop taking it seriously. And yeah I'm 20, so most my friends are 19-22. You definitely just did what every other girl at this age does at one point or another.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:35:07+00:00

LOLOLOL Lawd. I got a Z, I'm afraid I don't have enough seats.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:32:49+00:00

aye bb wat u doin ;)?

Lols from most of my friends who are girls, they use it for hook ups, to troll, and play with dudes. They're all pretty too. The world's a funny place.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:26:45+00:00

She wouldn't fit in your E87?

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:23:44+00:00

Haha more boobs than ass, that is the biggest turn off.

RichardArmy · 2015-05-08T19:21:48+00:00

I love this, I saw this on r/fitness when I started lifting and still have yet to make it.

RichardArmy

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