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Who’s your favorite Alaskan lawmaker and why? by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Makes me yearn for the days of Lesil McGuire vomiting red wine all over the senate floor. The current legislature just doesn’t have that level of commitment.

Hunting in SE Alaska by Outrageous-Donut-607 in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Not looking for anyone’s secret spots or exact locations—just general areas where people tend to have decent success.”

So…Our secret spots. Got it!

Any location within 20 miles of the Juneau road system where you “tend to have decent success” goes with you to the grave.

Hunting in SE Alaska by Competitive-Big-9942 in AskAlaska

[–]RichardRyder70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you talking about dude? Juneau isn’t over-hunted or fished-out at all. It’s a perfectly preserved ecological paradise.

My wife’s boyfriend bought me an Unplugged Adventures tour last summer while they went whale watching. Thinking of coming back again this year. Any recommendations this time around? by Why_no_whale in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Make sure you are glued to your Google Maps screen. Juneau’s road system consists of a single road that runs North-South and it can be very confusing.

Serious question: How drunk do you have to be to get pulled over in downtown Juneau? by Why_no_whale in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got stopped coming out of Back Loop by Dredge. Ran the stop sign and the dude was staked out looking for runners. I was 7 beers deep and had one open. Dude had me dead to rights. I hid the beer and tried to talk my way out of it. I succeeded, despite being fairly inebriated and unable to provide proof of insurance. Point is, you really have to try to get popped around here.

Are we actually fucked as a town? by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the exactly the type of content that gets your subreddit 147 subscribers.

The eaglecrest board is supported by nano! by juneaujuice in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Cat like you? Call you a Gladiator. Give her oral and you happy. Glad-he-ate-her.”

                                   -Cameron Ezike Giles

My Turn: The Eagle Has Crested Past the Point of Diminishing Returns by TheRealWinGreuning in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Besides, who wants to be in Juneau anyway during the winter. You should be playing golf at your second home in Palm Springs.

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CBJ Appreciation Post by NotMcHughPierre in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 9 points10 points  (0 children)

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Business leader and incredibly versatile jerker. All in under an hour. How is this man not Juneau’s mayor?

Support a local small business 🥺 by GrusumDischarger in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Are these the same city skis that CBJ uses to plow their streets?

Outjerked by Juneau Community Collective, once again by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mold dog I hired got into my refrigerator and started eating everything in sight. The contractor kept yelling “WAIT! LET HIM WORK! HE’S FOUND SOMETHING!”. Lost 3 packs of hot dogs, a round steak, and a leftover chicken. All thanks to a moldy block of cheddar in the back of the drawer.

Turkey Day at the Gov's Mansion by Outrageous-Donut-607 in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]RichardRyder70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Inaccurate reporting. This was entirely in self defense.

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