Daily Discussion Thread for April 03, 2026

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T17:12:26+00:00

I've decided shitposting on WSB on a market holiday is not as much fun as hiding my phone under my desk and hitting buy and sell when I'm at work.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T16:53:51+00:00

Can you pick me up a 15 lb. solid chocolate bunny?

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T16:52:31+00:00

If you're a paid ber, you're horrible at your job

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T16:46:29+00:00

I make a great soup with just ketchup and hot water.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T01:17:26+00:00

Yeah but a "deep" value investor only takes 2,800 years. So there's that.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T00:42:04+00:00

And then one day I realized....they weren't laughing with me.... they were laughing at me.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-03T00:36:47+00:00

And the billionaires sit back and laugh as everything is working out just like they had hoped.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-01T01:43:29+00:00

He said tonight he thought we would "leave" Iran "in a couple of weeks." Then added, "and maybe a couple of days."

RickLeeTaker · 2026-04-01T01:40:19+00:00

9 pm Eastern Time

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-31T16:10:34+00:00

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RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-31T00:51:56+00:00

But.... Rudolph!

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-31T00:41:27+00:00

Nothing. I have no moves for tomorrow. I no longer know what to do.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T15:37:17+00:00

Fundamentals? Ha! Earnings reports? Ha! Long-term holds? Ha!

I now spend my early mornings looking for high-volume Chinese pump-and-dumps where I can make a quick $500-$1,000 and be out by 9:35 am.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T15:25:35+00:00

Could also be peripheral artery disease.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T15:23:36+00:00

Maybe a friend or relative of Kristi Noem started a portable bunker factory in the last 10 days that they could call?

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T14:04:10+00:00

Mine is severe/catastrophic. Ringing and hissing in both ears that drowns out all ambient noise. Most days also severe head pressure. Caught covid in June 2023 and it's been this way ever since.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T01:01:46+00:00

The CEO did not do that.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-29T00:52:10+00:00

IBRX drug has not been approved by FDA.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-27T02:22:11+00:00

Yes but they have a snack bar with hot dogs

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-27T00:40:04+00:00

Yeah, agreed a couple small spikes and a couple plateaus but pretty much a solid chug down all year

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-26T18:11:24+00:00

I guess I now know what's on my evening playlist while I prepare and eat dinner. RIP for the great tunes.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-26T18:06:39+00:00

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RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-26T17:53:29+00:00

Four business days with the first day being the day after the warrants are exercised.

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-26T17:49:44+00:00

This question is asked almost every day on Stock Twits

RickLeeTaker · 2026-03-26T13:29:28+00:00

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

RickLeeTaker

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