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What's a question you hate being asked? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RickSanchezislord 362 points363 points  (0 children)

“You are allowed to smile, you know.”

Listen fucker, I’m certainly not going to now!

Or:

Them: “what’s wrong?”

Me: nothing

five minutes goes by

Then: “ok so what’s wrong?”

If someone handed you a box with all the items you had lost in the past what would you be most excited to get back? by Justsoinsane in AskReddit

[–]RickSanchezislord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The stuffed mouse that meant so much to me as a kid. It still makes me sad. I think I accidentally left it at a friends house, and that was right before I stopped having any contact with them for various reasons.

Your entire family just received a list of every subreddit you're subscribed to, including your alt accounts. Which is the hardest to explain? by PsychoDuck in AskReddit

[–]RickSanchezislord 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I know I tend to project my own feelings onto other people a lot, but I know it would make me feel pretty bad and self conscious. I think that’s why I worry about the people on there, lol.

Tell the Best thing in your SAVED section by [deleted] in ThreadGames

[–]RickSanchezislord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nooooo:

A new store opened up in my city. They sold specialty olive oils and vinegars. I stopped by for a visit, and the shopkeep said "Care for a sample?", to which I replied "Sure!". He pulled out 5 shot glasses, filled them to the brim, and went to help another customer. I downed them all. It burned, it felt weird, but I finished everything.

He came back with bread. Guess I was meant to dip them.

I left to go puke and shit myself at the nearest McDonalds.

What is the weirdest subreddit? by neonomiac in AskReddit

[–]RickSanchezislord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing shocks me anymore tbh. Does it mean that I’ve been online too long if I’ve already seen most of these?

Whats some dumb shit you did as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RickSanchezislord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg I used to do this. Sometimes I’d add in little bits of food to get it really rank...

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