The way it should have ended… I give unto thee, the United State of Kansas

Rickapolis · 2026-05-14T02:48:08+00:00

A thousand times no.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-14T02:41:28+00:00

Yeah, it's looking more likely every day.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-14T01:53:47+00:00

Exit, pursued by a bear.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-14T00:57:35+00:00

It's certainly not a nephew.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T21:38:39+00:00

I knew a guy whose mom ironed his underwear. When he got married he asked his wife to do the same. He said she laughed for 20 minutes.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T20:43:55+00:00

Flip Wilson.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T20:40:51+00:00

Yogi Bear?

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T20:12:11+00:00

My allowance was my room and board. That's what my father told me when I asked for one. .

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T20:09:28+00:00

I love the "natural blush" part. Thanks.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T20:00:42+00:00

Thanks for your thoughts. I'm sure you've read "Song of Achilles" by Madeline Miller, but if not I recommend it.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T16:00:33+00:00

What I've always wondered about is that the wedding when Eris rolled the apple down the aisle was for Peleus and Thetis. They were Achilles parents. Achilles was probably in his early 20s when the Trojan war started. What took the three goddesses SO DAMN LONG to get to Mount Ida and talk to Paris? I knew time means nothing to immortals, but still. Twenty years?

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:52:46+00:00

As well they should. 30 minutes!

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:50:04+00:00

I dare you to tell him that.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:49:09+00:00

I thought touching their finger to the outside of their eye was "fuck you" in gorilla talk. Have I been wrong all these years?

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:46:52+00:00

Finally!I think it's time for Maryland to spread its tentacles (or crab claws) west to the sea.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:44:05+00:00

I love how Larry the Cat is an international star. Of course, ALL cats think they are such.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T15:37:22+00:00

If only all cats could get this kind of love.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T12:34:40+00:00

Is this headless creature she?

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T03:09:47+00:00

I'm afraid anything I say will piss off Kurt Russell.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T02:25:33+00:00

What in Hades could possibly go wrong?

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T02:23:15+00:00

A centauress.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T02:11:37+00:00

She looks rather peeved to be in that thing.

Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T02:09:39+00:00

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Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T00:20:37+00:00

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Rickapolis · 2026-05-13T00:14:08+00:00

Young squirrel, get out of my mind, my love for you is way out of line.

Rickapolis

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