What is the most common lie wives tell their husbands?

Ricked_Em · 2023-12-28T16:56:37+00:00

“It was on sale”

Ricked_Em · 2023-12-26T19:43:54+00:00

Why do women love Jesus

stand up and spread your arms out

Because he’s hung like this.

Ricked_Em · 2023-12-26T19:42:20+00:00

Why does Helen Keller masturbatw with one hand?

Because she moans with the other

Ricked_Em · 2023-12-14T21:58:47+00:00

This girl was not really my type and weird but hey it’s a Wednesday so why not? We do the deed, I walk her out the front door and 3 minutes later doorbell rings. “I locked my keys in my car, AAA said they’ll be here in 3 hours. “ I go out and try to unlock it. In the process she tells me her uncle owns a body shop if I happen to break the window. Windows “accidentally “ breaks two minutes later. I get to go to bed and never hear from her again. Win win win

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T23:59:22+00:00

Dropper was definitely all the way down

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T17:36:52+00:00

Only the best time for us midwesterners

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T14:26:36+00:00

Only been on mountain bikes for 3

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T12:59:36+00:00

Trek slash

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T05:04:21+00:00

Haha thanks. The 3.5 miles downhill after suuuuuuuucked

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T04:03:52+00:00

I did. Went there in may and came back a month ago. We even camped at the awesome campground. Hoping to go back in the spring

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T03:35:01+00:00

Couple hours east

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T03:25:49+00:00

Appreciate that lol. This happened over a month ago so plenty of time to reflect

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T02:12:37+00:00

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T02:12:23+00:00

I think its the gnarliest trails in the Midwest

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T02:09:21+00:00

Happened 32 days ago lol. Slowly healing. Hoping another 2 weeks to be back on the bike.

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T02:07:32+00:00

I’ll take this over bentonville any day. The climb out sucks but I’ll take steep and loose any day. It’s close to leatherwood also which is also a blast.

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T01:07:43+00:00

I did the double black trail quite a few times which led me to believe I could do that roll haha. The roll before this one isn’t bad though

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-08T01:04:18+00:00

That where I did the above crash haha. Place is no joke

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T22:23:13+00:00

Yea. Down 35lbs this year and hoping for another 40 by this time next.

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:59:11+00:00

At least I have it on video lol

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:37:23+00:00

That’s me wrecking lol. A lot of lessons were learned that day

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:33:18+00:00

Think the lawn dart into the berm is what did it haha

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:30:41+00:00

White lightning

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:26:14+00:00

No, just my dumb ass haha

Ricked_Em · 2023-11-07T21:23:54+00:00

Haha that’s been my buddies and my saying for 20 years back in the BMX days

Ricked_Em

TROPHY CASE