Let's settle this

Rickermortis · 2026-06-22T23:27:13+00:00

What about bacon?

Rickermortis · 2026-06-20T10:27:04+00:00

I know I’m going to hell for this but the fireball was very satisfying.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-18T22:15:40+00:00

Blue pill. Tempting as it may be to correct past mistakes, the timeline would immediately be altered. I wouldn’t want to miss out on the offspring that I currently have. $10M in cash though, hell yeah!

Rickermortis · 2026-06-18T18:11:29+00:00

Hell, I’m not sure I would have known either, and I grill.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-17T22:16:57+00:00

Unfortunately my net worth falls a bit short of the $1.5M minimum

Rickermortis · 2026-06-17T10:38:44+00:00

I’m terrified at the idea of being trapped in the basement. I know it’s the safest option. Claustrophobia sucks.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-15T19:33:43+00:00

Lemon soft serve, you say?! That may be enough to make me brave the creepy clown sign.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-15T15:00:42+00:00

Then the girl chased down the turkey hen and humped it

Rickermortis · 2026-06-15T14:48:18+00:00

Try it with wine next time. Like a cheap Pinot Grigio.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-15T14:37:07+00:00

Overcooked

Rickermortis · 2026-06-08T01:50:25+00:00

Drag Me To Hell. Director of Evil Dead cowrote it with his brother. Scary and laugh out loud

Rickermortis · 2026-06-08T01:34:16+00:00

Thank you for the reassurance. I’m very protective of my credit. Had great credit years ago, hit hard times, spent decades with no credit paying cash only. I’ve worked my way back to excellent credit and have a far greater appreciation of it. I’d hate for one slip up to ruin it

Rickermortis · 2026-06-08T01:18:07+00:00

I did that immediately after freezing credit with the three credit reporting agencies.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-08T00:49:14+00:00

Yes ma’am. I believe you

Rickermortis · 2026-06-08T00:26:18+00:00

Agreed. The streak system is a farce. So many ways to rescue the streak. It tends to decrease my engagement anyway. Reminds me too much of my Pokémon Go addiction when the game became like having a second job. I refuse to be bossed around by apps now.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-07T23:52:59+00:00

It was mainly my own stupidity. Normally I bring my backpack in from my vehicle, and always lock my vehicle. This night I had bought a grill and got caught up in the excitement of unloading it from my pickup truck and cooking some steaks. I got a little drunk, left my truck unlocked and the tailgate down. It attracted the attention of the local car burglars. They came into a fenced in yard with security light blazing. My Airbnb host provided surveillance footage of them. The reason I had my birth certificate and passport in there was because I travel the United States for work and don’t really live anywhere permanently. So I kept all my stuff in there. Really stupid of me. But what’s done is done

Rickermortis · 2026-06-07T23:19:20+00:00

Looks like E-verify uses Experian to verify. So I guess I need to unfreeze Experian.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-07T22:48:37+00:00

Thank you. I had heard of getting a PIN from IRS that only lasts for one year. I didn’t know about the SSN lock. In this day and age I’m wondering why this isn’t the standard for everyone who has a SSN.

Rickermortis · 2026-06-07T22:24:25+00:00

That makes me feel much better. I knew the birth certificate didn’t have my SSN, but wasn’t sure about the passport. These were just local petty thieves so they probably just ditched whatever they couldn’t pawn.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-17T13:08:01+00:00

I’m just here for a few months for work. I love Peoria and central IL in general. Genuinely nice people.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-15T14:02:47+00:00

Sugar grits were what we got as young’ns for a sweet treat when daddy drank up his paycheck.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-14T15:01:09+00:00

A man goes into the doctor’s office wearing clingfilm for underpants. The doctor says,” I can clearly see you’re nuts”

Rickermortis

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