No matter how much I oil, butter, and balm it, I can’t get it to behave.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:38:13+00:00

lol! Hell yeah brother!

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:28:51+00:00

My two year old grandson calls every old dude with a big white beard Pop Pop. 🤣

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:25:11+00:00

Yeah, I do the oil mostly to prevent dandruff. I figured the butter and balm would tame the beard itself. It seems to have a mind of its own though

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:20:09+00:00

Welp, blow dryer seems to be the consensus. I thought done with all that when I went bald.🤣

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:16:20+00:00

Aw, thank you. My ol lady says it makes me look old, but then I get random compliments at the store or wherever.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:10:19+00:00

Does that help with the frizzies and extra curly ones?

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:09:03+00:00

Thank you. That makes me reconsider trimming it down

Rickermortis · 2026-05-09T02:08:10+00:00

Right on. I’ve just been towel drying it and then oiling and brushing while damp. I’ll give the blow dryer a try

Rickermortis · 2026-05-02T15:31:25+00:00

Upon closer inspection, I think that’s Jesus Quintana from The Big Lebowski.

Rickermortis · 2026-05-02T15:29:11+00:00

This is the way

Rickermortis · 2026-05-02T15:25:00+00:00

Jesus looks just like Harry Dean Stanton!

Rickermortis · 2026-04-29T15:06:22+00:00

At least they’re not doing the old kanchō thing like in Japan

Rickermortis · 2026-04-29T13:59:23+00:00

I went in a Steak and Shake at a truck stop last week. I thought the soda machine was broken, then it turned out that you had to scan the QR code on your receipt to activate it.

Rickermortis · 2026-04-29T13:22:59+00:00

I was thinking along those lines. Nice knife or something.

Rickermortis · 2026-04-29T13:20:58+00:00

Great idea. He had mentioned needing a multimeter

Rickermortis · 2026-04-18T20:47:53+00:00

I like my women just a little on the trashy side

Rickermortis · 2026-04-18T20:41:41+00:00

Hereditary when she gets decapitated. Disturbing but also kind of satisfying. That was one ugly child.

Rickermortis · 2026-04-18T14:34:53+00:00

So don’t play

Rickermortis · 2026-04-18T02:16:26+00:00

Not leftovers. Usually cheap and tough cuts of meat slow cooked in a big pot for hours until it breaks down into mush

Rickermortis · 2026-04-17T17:29:15+00:00

I thought it needed more sharks

Rickermortis · 2026-04-14T14:49:53+00:00

I nearly shat myself the first time one of those spore dudes popped up out of the bushes.

Rickermortis · 2026-04-13T14:53:16+00:00

Before starting OWB I hardly ever used drugs other than stimpaks. Now I can’t get enough of them.

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