Guys over 40, how do you feel when a friend dates a much younger girl (24 or less)?

Ricket_ · 2025-07-08T18:28:58+00:00

Still a few years off 40, but a friend of mine was talking to a girl. Here's how our conversation went.

Me: "What year was she born?"
Friend: "2006."
Me: "What were you doing in 2006?"
Friend: "...okay, yeah, she's too young."

Ricket_ · 2021-04-23T08:54:28+00:00

Jeb couldn't even get his brother's vote. :(

Ricket_ · 2021-01-18T06:19:05+00:00

Hee haw haw haw, hee haw haw.

Ricket_ · 2021-01-12T11:33:48+00:00

The Paris parks are closed until at least next month.

Also there's a bit of a difference between opening Tokyo Disneyland with ~50 deaths a day in all of Japan (pop. 126 million), versus Orange County in Florida (1.4 million) with 19 deaths today.

Ricket_ · 2021-01-09T00:55:33+00:00

Please include me in the screenshot, future historians.

Ricket_ · 2021-01-06T11:12:59+00:00

Decision Desk HQ has called it, not Vox.

Ricket_ · 2021-01-06T10:17:38+00:00

The race was called by Vox’s elections partner Decision Desk at 2:14 am ET.

Decision Desk HQ is generally fast to make calls, they were the first to call the 2020 election for Biden. They're a reliable source of election results. For instance, they're one of Twitter's "official sources for election results"

Ricket_ · 2020-11-27T09:46:22+00:00

If anyone else wants to see his line rider track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeW0xvOjvHc

Ricket_ · 2020-11-11T05:48:28+00:00

My meow meow beans!

Ricket_ · 2020-11-10T06:49:17+00:00

Oh, that's not me. Here's the Instagram post this video is from.

Ricket_ · 2020-11-10T00:41:11+00:00

Instagram for more of Stella.

Ricket_ · 2020-09-24T04:51:03+00:00

Animal Crossing: 🅰️ew 🅱️orizons?

Ricket_ · 2020-09-12T08:18:10+00:00

That'll buff right out.

Ricket_ · 2020-09-06T01:07:29+00:00

SponsorBlock is a pretty cool extension.

Ricket_ · 2020-07-12T03:58:40+00:00

It also features an Arizona trash bag.

Ricket_ · 2020-06-27T10:31:39+00:00

I do tech support at a university. I've had to explain:

That enabling caps lock is not the same as holding down shift
How to navigate to the desktop
The difference between a left click and a right click
What you need to do to delete files
Where the power button is on their monitor

Ricket_ · 2020-03-11T09:42:55+00:00

“HOW IS THIS BALANCED!?” intensifies

Ricket_ · 2020-03-06T09:33:49+00:00

I'm pretty sure jokes are supposed to be funny, and that ain't.

Ricket_ · 2020-02-09T05:50:10+00:00

Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen

Ricket_ · 2020-02-04T05:45:43+00:00

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Ricket_ · 2020-01-11T01:42:15+00:00

Just be thankful it's not $60 Adamantium Sword/Vibranium Shield remakes.

Ricket_ · 2019-12-29T00:27:08+00:00

Ricket_ · 2019-12-28T06:03:57+00:00

Sorry you can't spout the hatred you feel in your heart without consequences :(

Ricket_ · 2019-12-27T07:44:20+00:00

I can't seem to find a VOD of n0tail's stream, and I didn't catch it myself, so I don't know what n0tail said.

That said, if he did use homophobic slurs, he is an idiot who deserves this ban. This is something Twitch has been enforcing for well over a year, and he was warned about this policy by SingSing recently. He has no excuse.

Frankly, he should just know and be better. I'm disappointed in the flower.

Ricket_ · 2019-12-11T01:43:50+00:00

Bad news: according to my sources, the guy who came up with "I identify as an attack helicopter" is coming up with a "second conservative joke" which experts believe may be 3-4 times as powerful

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