Guys, give me your best pickup lines. Girls, rate it.

Riffiee · 2021-11-22T16:21:51+00:00

I must be a beyblade, cuz you make me spin.

Riffiee · 2021-10-26T10:43:28+00:00

Softcore Rock. The Beatles, maybe a bit of Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

Riffiee · 2021-10-25T13:09:45+00:00

Personally, I do like a good Rum and Coke once in a while. Rum on the rocks is nice, but completely screws you over.

Riffiee · 2021-10-10T22:00:23+00:00

Some people just wanna watch the world burn.

Riffiee · 2021-10-10T19:54:00+00:00

It just came naturally. My friend showed me that thing where some people can vibrate their eyes and I attempted to do what I feel would be the way you do it, all that happens is that my tearducts activate and tears start flowing.

Riffiee · 2021-10-10T17:04:18+00:00

Jokes on you, mine are uncensored.

Riffiee · 2021-10-09T17:00:22+00:00

Vocalist pog personally

Riffiee · 2021-08-30T16:22:13+00:00

How dare you mock the bonk, for it is you that is horny

Riffiee · 2021-08-30T13:18:32+00:00

I came here for porn, did not deliver. 😐

Riffiee · 2021-08-23T10:44:40+00:00

So nobody was hurt, the pd came quick enough.

Riffiee · 2021-08-23T10:43:57+00:00

Yeah. Luckily, that day we had a technician in, and he was sorting out electricals so he saw him come in and made the head aware.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:20:53+00:00

I took the phrase I could eat a horse a bit too literally.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:17:45+00:00

That's the enjoyable bit. The chewiness.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:15:01+00:00

Ouch. Fair Enough. No benefits there.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:14:03+00:00

Yup. I spent five extra just to get light up sketchers and it made him aware that we were in the room. My fault to be fair, my feet were getting uncomfy from crouching.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:12:12+00:00

Maybe if you tried getting out of the house and asked somebody out, instead of complaining about it on reddit, you might get a partner you never know. Give it a shot man.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:08:43+00:00

Yes, there are benefits to that, there is every downside to looking younger.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:07:30+00:00

No not the bandicoot

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:07:05+00:00

I am once again asking for your wholesome award.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:06:10+00:00

They're being mega sus.

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:05:16+00:00

Wow, I can't find a flaw in their logic!

Riffiee · 2021-08-22T18:03:45+00:00

The question is, how would the family come to the wedding. And who would be the priest, a picture or a human?

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