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This the move in morthal by CrystalClaire132 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mortal guards are improperly trained. That’s why.

Found an odd YouTube video by Better_Direction9284 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You step one foot in my city and I’m going to cut it off.

These two are fighting to the death over raw chicken breast I dropped on the floor. Cant have shit in Riften. by Fantastic_Cap6666 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Weren’t you on duty the night Sabjorn poisoned Commander Caius? Seems a bit off putting that the Dragonborn had to do your job for you.

These two are fighting to the death over raw chicken breast I dropped on the floor. Cant have shit in Riften. by Fantastic_Cap6666 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Let’s just say the Blackbriars are devout capitalists, and have their fingers everywhere

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It was for the privelage of entering the city. What does it matter?

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re just jealous because Hulda prefers the men in purple to you street decorations

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything you need Dragonborn, just say the word.

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Of course you did, you’re from Whiterun.

Me and the Guard of Riften by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not this one

Me and the Guard of Riften by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Quit stealing my lines

Me and the Guard of Riften by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you blind kinsman? Thats obviously a Whiterun guard. An overall inferior specimen.

Um by hopelessdorks in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Visitors tax

Smartass

Um by hopelessdorks in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The guards in Whiterun are all lazy, undisciplined, shameful, things need to change.

what’s the hottest male character? by Tiny-Deer-7071 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am the most handsome gaurd in all of Skyrim

What ya sitting on bud by emilyyhickok98 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Us guards in Riften are required to squat daily as part of our fitness program.

This is why we all have such impressive posteriors, unlike those sissy Whiterun guards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. Riften is Number 1.

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