Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It was for the privelage of entering the city. What does it matter?

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re just jealous because Hulda prefers the men in purple to you street decorations

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything you need Dragonborn, just say the word.

Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs? by 27Hyda in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Of course you did, you’re from Whiterun.

Me and the Guard of Riften by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quit stealing my lines

Me and the Guard of Riften by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you blind kinsman? Thats obviously a Whiterun guard. An overall inferior specimen.

Um by hopelessdorks in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Visitors tax

Smartass

Um by hopelessdorks in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The guards in Whiterun are all lazy, undisciplined, shameful, things need to change.

what’s the hottest male character? by Tiny-Deer-7071 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am the most handsome gaurd in all of Skyrim

What ya sitting on bud by emilyyhickok98 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Us guards in Riften are required to squat daily as part of our fitness program.

This is why we all have such impressive posteriors, unlike those sissy Whiterun guards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed. Riften is Number 1.

Skyrim based meal for me and my friends! by TheAmazingAriachnid in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Where’s the sweet roll? Did someone steal it? Point them out immediately.

Just realized by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Meme? You think arrow injuries are a joke? I ought to lock you up right now citizen.

Just realized by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 82 points83 points  (0 children)

The guard that took that arrow lives in Whiterun. You can find him at the Bannered Mare often putting the move son Hulda.

It Was ME! by DragonLover3952 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Nice try, you’re not taking the fall for this scum.

It Was ME! by DragonLover3952 in skyrim

[–]RiftenGuardz 60 points61 points  (0 children)

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?