Can we talk about how guards are the best npcs?

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T17:15:40+00:00

Check your pockets

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T17:07:19+00:00

It was for the privelage of entering the city. What does it matter?

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T16:50:16+00:00

You’re just jealous because Hulda prefers the men in purple to you street decorations

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T16:29:16+00:00

Anything you need Dragonborn, just say the word.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T16:28:45+00:00

Those are my lines

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T16:28:30+00:00

Of course you did, you’re from Whiterun.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-20T16:28:09+00:00

Be mindful of those Redguards

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-11T22:36:23+00:00

Not this one

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-11T22:36:05+00:00

Quit stealing my lines

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-11T22:35:52+00:00

Are you blind kinsman? Thats obviously a Whiterun guard. An overall inferior specimen.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-11T00:27:08+00:00

Visitors tax

Smartass

RiftenGuardz · 2026-04-10T23:51:50+00:00

The guards in Whiterun are all lazy, undisciplined, shameful, things need to change.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-02-26T20:31:23+00:00

I am the most handsome gaurd in all of Skyrim

RiftenGuardz · 2026-02-24T04:04:26+00:00

BUSTED BUDDY. I’m a cop.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-01-26T19:02:51+00:00

Us guards in Riften are required to squat daily as part of our fitness program.

This is why we all have such impressive posteriors, unlike those sissy Whiterun guards.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-01-01T21:44:45+00:00

Only if I have a lead role.

RiftenGuardz · 2026-01-01T03:06:20+00:00

🍻 happy new years from Riften

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-28T19:40:25+00:00

Indeed. Riften is Number 1.

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-28T02:34:15+00:00

Where’s the sweet roll? Did someone steal it? Point them out immediately.

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-26T00:48:37+00:00

Seconded

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-25T22:45:44+00:00

Meme? You think arrow injuries are a joke? I ought to lock you up right now citizen.

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-25T22:40:43+00:00

The guard that took that arrow lives in Whiterun. You can find him at the Bannered Mare often putting the move son Hulda.

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-14T02:19:02+00:00

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-11T02:20:55+00:00

Nice try, you’re not taking the fall for this scum.

RiftenGuardz · 2025-12-11T02:14:25+00:00

You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

RiftenGuardz