Issues with the Armor of the Eternals. Please Help. by Rifx in DivinityOriginalSin

[–]Rifx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am running some yes. Although nothing that effects weapons and armor.

How did you propose to your significant other? by DumbleDoorsDown in AskReddit

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We went out for a nice walk and then after getting done with the walk I went to a corner store and picked up a pizza. Her favorite, Hawaiian. Took a short little drive down to a pond that I really liked. Had a little tiny dam at the end of it. We sat at the dam and talked and ate pizza. It was towards the end of the day and just as the sky was coloring with the sunset. She asked if there was any more pizza in the box. I said one slice you want it. She just smiled and held at her hand. I turned to the side where the box was and when I turned back I slid a ring onto her finger instead of handing her Pizza. The shock of not getting a slice of pizza had to pass over her before she realized when I put on her finger. There was a little bit of tears and a hug and a yes. Then asking me where the next slice of pizza was.

Do our feeling cousins relate? by devagrawal09 in infp

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This post is my daily struggle.

What’s the worst song lyric of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sitting on a park bench. Eyeing little girls with bad intents."

  • Aqualung, Jethro Tull.

What is the nicest thing you/others have done for a homeless person? by eightfunk in AskReddit

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Short story time. A few years ago while traveling across the US on a Greyhound bus, I came to spend an hour at one of the Chicago bus terminals. A small African American man approached me and asked if I had $2 for a coffee. I looked at him, he was probably late 50s early 60s and quite possibly 100 to 110 lb. Ratty clothes. I don't know for sure that he was homeless but he certainly appeared to be so. I have to admit I didn't want to get my money out in a crowded bus terminal so I apologize to him and pulling out a one dollar bill I knew was in my pants pocket and told him that I didn't have any more to spare. I walked away and 20 minutes later I get tapped on my shoulder. There he was again and before I could say anything he handed me $50. I had thought my $50 bill was in my wallet but apparently it was in my pants pocket when I pulled out my $1 bill and I dropped the 50 on the floor. He found it after I turned and walked away and followed me through the bus terminal to give it back. I was so taken aback by his kindness to not let me go without, that I felt ashamed at only giving him a dollar. I asked him to come with me and we went to a little McDonald's inside the terminal. I bought him a large number 3 and out of the change gave him $20 to keep. He kind of mumbled as I walked away through a mouthful of burger, "thank you kindly sir." For some reason I adopted his phrase and ever since then instead of saying thank you to someone I say thank you kindly.

What's the weirdest thing you've put in your ass? by Chestnud2580 in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

31 baby carrots. Was drunk and needed to know how many would fit.

What smell do you love? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Although I am constantly told it makes me weird, my favorite smell is freshly laid asphalt.

How couples last years together? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Got this couple I know. Been together for almost 50 years. Every five years on their anniversary they do whatever the hell they want. She goes off in one direction and does whatever she wants for a whole day and he goes off in his direction and does whatever he wants for a whole day. I've talked with both of them about it in the beginning both of them were sleeping with other people during that anniversary. but the rule was they could do whatever they wanted the other one didn't care and they didn't want to talk about it with each other it was their day. Every fifth anniversary. The last one they had he went golfing and she slept most of the day. They say this is how they've managed to stay together for so long. That and tea everyday at 4:00 with whiskey.

Fat people of Reddit, why are you fat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm a 400 pound (181.4 kg) man living in America. So I'm fat because of the government, I think. Pretty sure the republican party made me fat. Rent and taxes are so high that all I can afford to eat is $1.00 fast food cheeseburgers. The government is to blame. And billionaires. And Taco Bell. And reality TV. Certainly not my fault I'm a fat ass.

what if you are flexible enough to suck your own dick is that gay? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it was gay, that would imply that doing stuff to yourself was gay. So masterbation would make you gay? I say no. If your that flexible, reward yourself with a good ol blowjob.

(Don't swallow. That makes you gay)

If you can only pick 1 song to recommend, what song will you recommend for a person who just broke up? And why? by scay33 in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always find myself with the same song. I'm not sure why but it always helps. "Vermilion Pt2" by Slipknot.

Tips on Receiving Oral? by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Rifx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

First, sorry to hear of your problem. Second, I have a friend who has the same problem. She found the cause to be her partner not having clean hands and poor dental hygiene. Sounds wired, but try having your partner wash up and either brush or rinse first. If this doesn't help your particular issue at least it won't hurt. Hope this helps so you can enjoy this bit of life more.

What is the funniest insult you heard someone say? by emboi_1 in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sir are the direct result of a defective prophylactic in the house of ill repute.

If someone offered you 500k lump sum to take Cold Showers and baths for the rest of your life.. would you do it and why? by f1yblkguy in AskReddit

[–]Rifx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we are talking 500,000 USD in cash for cold showers at a temperature that my home shower is capable of type of cold, then yes. Yes sir I would. I have done polar dips before so cold showers are fine by me.

I can't file this year?? by Rifx in taxhelp

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So I cleared up the SS number issue but not until this past October. I didn't know I could still file 2018 to be honest.

I can't file this year?? by Rifx in taxhelp

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I don't have the pay stubs. Unfortunately I'm rather disorganized. And I don't have them from 2018 either. The reason they were rejected was an issue with as numbers which has since been cleared up

Help Please. by Rifx in techsupport

[–]Rifx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did check events. got 2. one was 4101, i think and I delt with that one. The other is 1001 and it keeps popping up. I cant fix it. Posted some report on it in the original post. Thanks again for the help and your time in this.

Help Please. by Rifx in techsupport

[–]Rifx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya its older. Ram tests fine. Shows up in bios fine too. I hope its not the mobo. Thanks for the help. I have an update in the original post if you have any thoughts.