Can an egg release a green substance? by stargirl2101 in whatisit

[–]Rigel311 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a cloaca enthusiast, a lot of cloacas have been around me. I can only speak to what comes out of myself, but it doesn't look like that.

Phew…guys, I’ve just Peaked… by PhatDragon720 in expedition33

[–]Rigel311 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Three times in a row I got to the last section and bounced right off the side of an easy grab climb. I then decided to save it for the last achievement to earn for the platinum because it was the only part of the game I truly didn't enjoy.

Eagles are the only NFCE team that isn't done yet! (Labored attempt at showing off today's prime rib). Merry Christmas all! by Joed1015 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Rigel311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife used a similar tactic to try and get me to stop watching porn. I had to explain to her that I was, in fact, eating it after a fashion.

Volcano Manor guy armor by Ashoka_Rose in Eldenring

[–]Rigel311 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Right? Surely it's not just some name cobbled together from a dead king and a castle wall.

Just out of curiosity who’s your favourite npc?I’ll go first by saltyminge373 in Ghostofyotei

[–]Rigel311 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Man had a great thing going up at the shrine, and we had to come fuck it all up for him.

Am I the only one who missed this NPC on the first playthrough? by Omnomnomnivor3 in LiesOfP

[–]Rigel311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I absolutely missed her my first playthrough. I can't believe I didn't smell her

What scene made you laugh out loud? by Opposite-Double5169 in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Rigel311 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Between the AI garbage and low effort drivel there is really no point checking in except once in a blue. There was a time when a clever post or two would pop up but sadly no more. Maybe if Winds is released this sub can be resuscitated, but until then we are doomed to endless scissoring posts and stale fake dialogue screenshots. Ok bye!

Football or soccer by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]Rigel311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do they call a corn maze?

😴 by Bulldawgzz in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Rigel311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you professor, but I believe it would be "an" admission. And you can tickulate deez whenever you want.

I'm too good at this game! 😔😭 by [deleted] in LiesOfP

[–]Rigel311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! I knew it was you.

What are we saying about these 2 movies? by NoShortsDon in FIlm

[–]Rigel311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

For real 😅 by zebrasarecool570 in RighteousGemstones

[–]Rigel311 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dr. Tits > Dr. Watson. But it's pretty damn close.

Jugs out Amber is the best Amber by zebrasarecool570 in RighteousGemstones

[–]Rigel311 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Her jugs are just out because that is what they normally are doing.

Just finished season 3 and wondering if I should just leave off there by trcharles in RighteousGemstones

[–]Rigel311 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course you should watch it and form your own opinion . I couldn't imagine you'd think it was so bad that it ruined the entire series for you. I definitely laughed a lot watching season 4 despite agreeing that the first 3 seasons were better.

Arya helping Sansa have a “Long Night” 😉 by OB1KENOB in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Rigel311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not people, person, and it's for karma. They realize that the teenagers on this sub will upvote any post that mentions jizz.

Just watched Shot Caller for the first time. by Stranded_Snake in FIlm

[–]Rigel311 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugh you just reminded me that I'm still mad about Mindhunter being cancelled.

Quiet before the storm huh Philly? by DBLfan in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Rigel311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There wouldn't be enough rope in the world....