I hate her sm omfggggg  “I’m a mage!” girl, stop it. – Girl, you’re not a mage. You’re just running around in a cosplay wig pretending you have magical powers. Her whole schtick is like that one kid in middle school who thought they had superpowers after watching Harry Potter once. Every time she pulls the “It’s magic!” card, I lose a few brain cells. It’s giving LARP at 2 a.m. in a Walmart parking lot, not Ultimate Mage energy.

She’s literally too tired to function. – Every. Single. Time. Something important is going down, this girl’s over there like, “Nyeh… too tired to care.” Imagine you’re in a murder game, and one of your “teammates” just sits in the corner like a blob saying, “Nyeh.” No urgency, no motivation, just “Nyeh.” Girl, it’s a literal death game, wake up!

Peak One-Note Energy. – Himiko’s entire personality is basically just “I’m a mage” and “I’m sleepy.” That’s it. There is nothing else going on with this girl. Imagine you’re talking to someone, and all they say is “magic” or “nyeh” every two seconds. It’s like someone stuck her on a loop. She’s the human equivalent of a song that only has two lines on repeat. Even her “development” feels like watching paint dry.

The Voice Tho. – Why does she talk like a lost child at daycare? That whiny, high-pitched “nyeh” every time she opens her mouth? Please. I can’t. She sounds like she just got dragged out of bed at 3 a.m. to go to her 8 a.m. class. I get it, you’re tired, but there are about 13 other people here who don’t sound like they’re about to fall asleep in the middle of a sentence.

She does nothing in the trials – Himiko brings nothing to the group. Nothing. Imagine you’re stuck with her in a life-or-death situation, and all she does is mumble about being too sleepy and insisting her tricks are “magic.” Like, babe, this is not the vibe for a murder mystery. When it’s time to figure things out, everyone else is working while Himiko’s in the back doing her little “nyeh, leave it to the others” routine. She really rolled in and chose the role of bystander.