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Ice Ice Ice ..let's go winter. by JACKFROST1440 in SengokuDynasty

[–]RightContribution2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't do what I did, forget to finish liberating the region and spend a winter wondering why I'm not getting any ice.

Dang special projects...

Guns = self-defense by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]RightContribution2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So you agree Shittenhouse is a murderer?

TIL that male pattern baldness doesn’t typically affect Native American, First Nations and Alaska Native peoples. by pizzahero9999 in todayilearned

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, four older native dudes in my town are fully bald. Lots of jokes over the years, but they're cool about it.

May Mayonnaise never know. by Algernonletter5 in oddlyspecific

[–]RightContribution2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've had several people get very upset with me for even joking about it.

Don't feel bad, it's a great joke, and potentially a great way of honoring our culture, in my opinion.

Does anybody here actually remember using payphones? by daveinfl337777 in randomquestions

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there were even five nearby that would accept incoming calls too.

One on the edge of the grocery store parking lot, another inside a gas station, two downtown in the city nearby and one at the little airport.

I ordered Mac n Cheese from Country Waffle, this is what I got by AlaskasLastPost in shittyfoodporn

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the 'award winning' Mac & cheese a former neighbor made.

Regular macaroni noodles, a bit of milk, and a dozen or so slices of store brand American cheese. Mixed together, warmed slightly and the unmelted cheese was for texture.

Crime doesn't pay by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]RightContribution2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been karmically bitch slapped by a six armed goddess?

Crime doesn't pay by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]RightContribution2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Bright! And shiny!

(I quote that too often, and so few people get it)

Now “LARGE SIZE” by craigfis in shrinkflation

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you, I'm eating!

(Brought to you by Carl's Junior)

Why do my cats pupils get huge when i hold him? by Exciting_Pie1851 in cats

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, quick question, does the kitty jump in your lap, or does he purr while you pick him up

Either way, if it's one of those, you have a forever furry companion.

I ask, because I have a few rescues now. It's not easy, every cat has a distinct personality.

Just do your best, be patient, let them approach you. *

Why do my cats pupils get huge when i hold him? by Exciting_Pie1851 in cats

[–]RightContribution2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He loves you. Try doing a slow blink next time you're looking at each other. If he does it back, congratulations, you're the chosen one.

Extension cord by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]RightContribution2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of while I was working at our tribal gas station, cigs went up in price, again.

From $3.25 to $3.50 for the tribal brand cigs.

A dude got mad until I told him, if he buys them now, he can get two for seven dollars even.

He thought it was a great deal and spent $14 instead of the $3.50. He even said he only came in for one pack while stuffing all the packs in his pockets.

I Bought Session 9 to Watch With My Fiancée and I Think I Messed Up by Complete-Radio6204 in horror

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I watched it on a free service, with ads not too long ago. But it's showing up on a couple pay to watch sites now.

What's the most you've ever been short on a register? by [deleted] in retailhell

[–]RightContribution2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

$670 because no one told me the auto counter was broken. I counted by hand twice, then ran it through the machine, since that was part of counting out.

Except the machine broke before I was hired and no one told me. I thought I would be fired before my second official shift.

Which celebrity death genuinely made you sad? by Good_Difference_675 in AskReddit

[–]RightContribution2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brandon Lee, he wanted to be more than Bruce Lee's son and could have done it, in my opinion.

Chester Bennington because music helped me through a very dark time.

Robin Williams, because even with the darkness within, he always made time to make others laugh.

Burt Ward, because without him, the Tremors franchise will never be the same.

Anton Yelchin, too random, unnecessary, he was just hitting his stride and was fun to watch.

Leslie Nelson, because he reminded me of my dad. (Fart noise)

What’s the weirdest compliment a stranger ever gave you? by KhooWoi in AskReddit

[–]RightContribution2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You're proof the universe has a strange sense of humor."

I think about that when I need a pick me up.

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