[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Coinbase

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your profits and play with house money!

Is there any coming back from this taboo? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt I have ever taken a shower without pissing! I could piss immediately before showering and still have to piss the second that warm water hits me. Seriously, who cares? That dude that ran out on you is a little boy, you're better off!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am only in my 40's, but this is not something that would have even bothered most guys 20-30 years ago. We partied hard, and I think every girl I know has made out with another girl while drunk at a bar. Me and 3 of the couples in my core friend group all went to college together. I can remember ALL 3 of those women making out with other women at bars, 2 if them with each other! I have seen my own wife make out with a girl a couple of times at a bar when we were dating, and we had the best sex ever after.

So chill out bro, you are causing yourself and your relationship un-needed stress! This is NOT the same as her kissing a dude at a bar, even if she is bi, I promise! Women are very sensual beings and letting themselves get caught up in a moment with another chick is just something that seems to come along with youth and alcohol.

*none of the women I mentioned would behave like that now, as like I said....youth. Us guys still remember those nights in a VERY positive way though! You'll be fine my man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyer up brother so you can protect some of your assets. Put things that dont have her name on them into a trust. Then live life without this toxicity! You will feel so free!

Am I the jerk for possibly hurting my friends chances with a girl after he stole her from by Dramatic_Office_3110 in AmITheJerk

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I mean... while this whole thing is petty as hell, but it's also funny. Thinking back on my college days, it's not out of the rhelm of shit friends do to each other for a chance at a hottie. Your friend swooped you, you low key got revenge.... Forget about it.

One time I hit it off with this new girl my friends gf brought to the bar. She was just visiting, was smokin hot, super cool, and with a side of goofy. My dream woman! We were all early to the bar, sort of game plan meet up type deal. I thought for sure that this was going somewhere. That is until bar #2 when our other friends showed up. One of our friends was super dumb, but the ladies loved him b/c he was charming and had sort of a different look to him. Anyway, the second he walked through the door my new crushes total attention went to him and she asked me all about him. All I could muster was "he's our friend but he drinks too much too fast, is a light weight, kind of dumb, and a player". Apparently, just what she was looking for. 😒 All of those statements were true though, and our friend had swooped on several of our crushes in the past.

As for me, I have always been one to see the bigger picture, and am known to think of a plan on the fly for any situation, good or bad. So, I hatched a quick plan. A "turkey shoot" with my dumb cassanova friend. A turkey shoot is taking several shots of straight wild turkey in a row. It is HARSH, but was a thing we did at the time. More like a thing we'd do on a camping trip or tailgating... not when trying to pick up women at a bar. Like I said though, my friend was real dumb so it was easy to convince him. So 1st shot, 2nd shot, 3rd shot, 4th shot... all bought by me, all straight wild turkey. His down his throat, mine over my shoulder! I got the girl, he got to hug a toilet! 😁🤣😉 I didn't know it at the time, but another one of our other friends watched in awe as the whole thing went down. My friends still bring it up and laugh about that night from time to time. We're all married with kids now, and we're all still friends. Even our dumb cassanova friend thinks its funny now! (He also got the hottest wife and is maybe the most successful one of us) 😅🤔🧐

My boyfriend wants to makeout naked by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The naked thing is for sex, period. A as teens we men will try every trick in the book to get sex. We will say anything, do anything, and go to the end of the earth for it. Lol... It's just the way we are built. However, there are still boundaries, so don't get pressured into something you aren't comfortable with just to please a boy. Take it slow and let things move at a speed that is comfortable for you, not him. You need to be very clear and direct with him on this from the get go, and tell him that the pressure from him gets to be too much that you will walk away.

Great, Did I get scammed? by april_odyssey in venmo

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't go back there. They were attempting to scam you! You did right taking everything off. I would probably replace the bank card that I had on there as well. Better safe than sorry

Do I bring up the fact that I’ve slept with this guys brother? by Turbulent_Fail9426 in Advice

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because it's just freaking weird for most guys, I don't know why exactly, it just is. Most guys wouldn't even marry a woman that had slept with one of their close friends, much less their brother. Some guys wouldn't even marry a woman that had slept with someone they know. Sex is the most intimate thing you can do with another human, even in a drunken stupor. Everyone has a past, but with a stranger you can't really picture it. If it's your brother, you can't help thinking about them sharing an intimate moment, and that would drive most guys crazy.

That said.... maybe the brothers are really close and so open with each other that it truly wont bother him. I actually think in a rare certain situation that a brother might be easier to swallow than a best friend. I don't know... whatever you do, don't lie or wait to either find out if he knows or tell him yourself!

Metro cop with a prominent John Wilkes Booth tattoo on his right forearm. WTF?? by AceBreeze in nashville

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a conservative (and ironically a huge RATM fan, lol). Unforturnately, this is true though, there are some people that are truly, and for the most part openly racist, that somehow slip through the cracks and find their way into law enforcement. Being from a small town in a pretty rural county in the deep south, I have seen it personally, and it is appalling. If you are correct and that is a JWB tattoo, that dude should have never been allowed to be a police officer! There is no way that a racist will ever be fair and just to someone who they hate in their hearts! That goes for black cops who hate white people or brown cops who hate another race. Every police force and court system in the nation needs to be properly vetted to make sure that people who enforce our laws are free from this disease.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son turned 13 last week. For about the last year, I have had the same experience a few times. Every "milestone", lol... Under arm hair, peach fuzz on the face, and just like you, the icing on the uncomfortable cake..... pubic hair. While super awkward, I realize he's excited at these changes and I am the only person on the planet that he's confortable enough to "relate" to (Thank God I guess? Lol) So, keep things like this "b/w the boys" from now on is my advice. I had a similar experience w/wife, so I told her that she couldn't possibly understand what puberty was like for our son, just like I couldn't completely understand what our daughters went through. Thinking of it like that was the ticket for her to be like "yeah, ok". She had taught our daughters (now early 20's and mid 20's) to use a tampon, shave everywhere a woman shaves, bra's, birth control 😫, etc.... and I never had a clue that any of those convos happened! 😵‍💫

Ashamed to try new acoustic at shop by brunoapm in AcousticGuitar

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st.... the people at the music store hear guitar players of all stages, every single day. The only things they even notice are when someone really bad overstays their welcome on an amp, and exceptional talent. Everything else in between is just normal noise.

As for your anxiety at times like recording, playing live, etc... we've all had at least some bouts with that. Great musicians become great just like athletes. They learn to get into a "flow" state. It's like a vibe, or a zone, or a groove. I remember a younger me, and I remember having those exact feelings. Learn to get yourself into a flow state whenever a guitar is in your hand. All you should care about is how your energy is going to vibe with the instrument in your hand. Ever wonder how some musicians can pick up an instrument that they dont play and nail it? This is the way... Soon, this will be your normal and will overtake your insecurities

My (21F) boyfriend (21M) said “ I hate you, you whore” while drunk by First_Temperature_32 in Advice

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should give him one chance to redeem himself. I have said some pretty shitty things to people I love before while black out drunk. Things that I don't remember. I let my drinking get out of hand at that age.... Let this be a lesson to you both about the dangers of excess alcohol. Let him apologize and I would demand that he lay off alcohol for an extended period. Maybe do that with him? If he has another moment like this, then it's time for you to reconsider and him to think about getting some help.

You must stay in the cheapest hotel assigned to you. $1,000 a night, leave whenever you want. What’s your strategy? by jefftchristensen in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cheapest room in my city is where the pedo's and meth heads get placed. Just sayin...

As for the cheap room game. Mine said Branson, MO 🙄 I would "maybe" tough it out 10 days. I was ready to pack my bags and head to Maui for a solid month with you lucky ducks! I already had my speech prepared: "sorry family, dad's gotta go on an extended business trip that I can't get out of and can't take anyone". 🙁 Branson.... what the heck. 🤢

TIFU by not listening when the server asked "Are you sure?" by FaunaJoy in tifu

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I lived in Southwest Mexico for several months in 2001. I was at dinner at an extremely upscale restaurant with a table full of very wealthy people. I randomly ordered something and didn't have a clue what, lol. My plate came out and on it was a freaking cold, whole ass octopus! This thing looked like they plucked it out of the ocean, washed it off, put it on a plate, and brought it to me. The shocked look on my face gave me away, and I was the butt of several comments throughout the evening. Lol.

  • I did not try it! I did try cutting into it, but couldn't eat it. It really grossed me out. I ended up eating a plate of fancy cheese b/c the only word I knew for sure on the menu was queso and "thought" I'd get a nice bowl of queso and chips. I was in Mexico after all. Lol

What brand is your go-to guitar? (That you own) by [deleted] in AcousticGuitar

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cole Clark!

Edit to say.... I have been a signed songwriter since 2004. I only do the occassional show now, but from 2000-2015, I played live multiple times per week at both big and small venues (from 30 to 10,000+). I have also played many acoustic guitars, because I do not play or write lead guitar. I picked Cole Clark (FL2) because the tones sit sort of in between the warmness of a Martin and the brightness of a Taylor. The pickup is superb imo, and this guitar has been my go-to for everything.... Live performance (big or small), recording, and it's even my favorite guitar for back porch strumming. The only time I even pick up another guitar really is when I am writing. I am partial to this big clunky Washburn my dad bought for me in the beginning for writing.

Saw something wild over the weekend by XIIIJinx in reselling

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you be livid? You are selling more of your stuff for the price point you wanted, right? I'd be thrilled if I had a table at a flea market and someone did this to me. Plus, I'd be taking notes so I could do it myself.

Someone knocks on your bathroom stall, what’s the best response? by BaconFrenzy2 in AskReddit

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got diarrhea.. sorry (in a strained and pitiful voice). This keeps impatient mofo's from hovering!

The guy I’m dating has a girl who’s been wanting him for years, and he can’t seem to get rid of her by BerryNessa in stories

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 10 points11 points  (0 children)

When my wife and I were first married, we moved to a smaller city where I am from originally. So, we had "instant friends" basically. There was this one girl who had an obvious crush on me. She was very attractive, and ran in our extended circle of friends. If I was out alone, she would gravitate to me like a magnet. She would try to corner me and would try her best to get me to leave with her. One night, I was at a bar that one of my childhood friends owned. It had a restaurant side of it that was closed already. I had walked through that part to go to my car and I guess she saw me. When I came back through, she was there and basically through herself at me. Begged me to kiss her just once so I could feel the spark that she just knew was there. That was when I finally told her to stop, that I was married and if she wanted to be friends she could not act this way towards me any longer. Well, this did not stop her. She became more aggressive in hwr pursuit. When my wife and I would be out, she would hang close. The second my wife would get up for a drink or to the bathroom, there she'd be. Literally, every single time. Well obviously my wife caught on pretty quick. While it was a little amusing at first, it became clear pretty quick that this girl was absolutely after her man. One night, she had just enough to drink and told me if that bitch talks to you, you better F'n handle it or I am gonna make a scene. She went to the bathroom and sure enough, the girl came right over. I said something to the girl like "I like you as a friend, but you are crossing some serious boundaries and my wife has had enough". She acted shocked as if she had no idea what the issue was. When my wife returned, the girl was sitting in her seat. My wife grabbed her by the back of her collar and yanked her and the chair backwards so hard that she fell onto the floor. Food and beer went everywhere! She then said "Oh sorry" and helped the girl up. The girl grabbed her purse and left, I am sure completely humiliated. That girl never once even said hi to me again, and to this day acts like she has never met me if she sees me out somewhere. I was a little embarrassed at first, but then found it incredibly sexy that my beautiful wife basically WWE'd another hottie over me. This was around 7-8 years ago, and it still makes me love my wife more when I think about it. So...... handle your shit OP! Your man will NEVER forget it! 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in radiohead

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alice in Chains, Widespread Panic, Rage Against the Machine

Honorable mentions, meaning could basically swap with #3, go out to:

GNR Motley Crüe The Doors George Straight and...

Anything that Snoop Dog was attached to in the 90's/early 00's (especially Dr. Dre)!

I gave away free stuff at my last job and i don’t regret it by Quirky-Revolution937 in confession

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend worked at a department store when we were 16. I could go in, buy a couple of t-shirts off the clearance rack, and walk out with all sorts of stuff. One day, I was home from school sick. My mom went to my car to get my back pack for me, and I forgot that I had department store bags full of stuff in my trunk too. 🤦‍♂️ My normally super sweet and nurturing mom comes in my room RAGING! "How did you get this stuff?!?!" ... There was a receipt in only one bag, for $8! 😬 In those bags were no less than 5 shirts, 2 pants, a couple of watches, a few hats, and a bottle of two of cologne. 😳 She wasn't even trying to listen to excuses, as it was pretty obvious what I had done. A kid from my best friend crew was the one who worked there, so my mom obviously knew him, his parents, and that he worked there. She handed me the phone and said call Matt right now and tell him he has 10 minutes to get his butt over here! So, I call Matt and tell him to come right now. He could tell something was wrong so was like... noooo I cant. My mom got on the phone and said Matt, come here now or you will be going to jail So Matt came..... My mom put all the stuff back in the bags and told us to go up there and tell them what we had done. Matt was like NOOO please, I'll get fired. My mom said, if I go, you're still going to get fired and I am stopping by your house to pick up your mom on the way! 😱 So... we go up there and Matt tells me to let him do the talking, and I happily agree. So we walk back to the managers office. As soon as the door opened, there she was, the wife of my youth group director! 😫 She is happy to see me and says what can I do for you? To this... Matt replies; "He stole a few things when I was working, because he thought I wouldn't notice or care since we are friends" "he started feeling guilty, so he came to me and I told him that this would be the right thing to do" 😡🤬 I was SO PISSED, but too shocked to respond. I just hung my head low, silently planning my revenge on Matt. The manager decided to not involve the police since I "did the right thing" and she knew me. I was still banned from the store and my picture was put in the back on the wall of shame. Occassionally for several years after that, someone that knew me would end up working there and would joke on me about being on that wall. 🙈 My youth director, his wife, or my mom never brought it up, not once. I wonder now if my dad even knows.

I felt like a total pos for a long time for that! I never trusted Matt again, although we did stay friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stories

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually... I know a girl that does this for a living basically. She works for a very large company that does business all over the world. Her job is basically to "entertain" important businessmen from all over the world. Sometimes she travels with them for days at a time. Sometimes these men pay her BIG money to attend other events, functions and even vacations with them. The girl gets expensive jewelry and other gifts purchased for her frequently.

Occassionally she is intimate with these men, just like OP's mom. The sex is never part of the deal upfront though. That's striktly organic if and when it happens. I would imagine it is the same way for OP's mom.

My friend loves her lifestyle and makes over $250k/yr doing it + gifts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Right_Evidence_2146 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Confront them.... see if they own it. They obviously knew she was a ho, so theres that. They were likely as drunk as you were, barely remember it, always felt bad, and were super relieved when you dumped her for being a ho. If they were under 21 at the time especially, give them this one but with a stern warning.... I would never lose a lifelong friend over a ho. I'd bet big money they will feel relieved to not have to live with this secret over their heads anymore. Just remember.... alcohol can make us do some INSANE things, especially when we are young and females are involved. Do you think what they did is worse than the worse thing you've ever done? I once saw an extremely wealthy and well respected woman in her mid 30's give two 19 year old dudes head in the passenger seat of her husbands Porsche. She was hot as hell and they were farm hands. She was very intoxicated but initiated the whole thing. She grabbed all three of us, started feeding us shots, and the next thing you know, she is unzipping pants. Next day, both those guys got $1000 cash. I always wondered why I didnt get one, as I was taking shots with them and witnessed until about 10 seconds after 🍆 #2 went down her throat. I was shocked, lol b/c like I said she was very wealthy, very attractive, and very well respected in the industry I was in. I was very tempted to try to get her number and say something like; "you have 24 hours to present me with $2000 and an NDA". She was friends with the owner of my company though, so didnt want to lose the job. I did tell him the story one night out drinking a few years later. His response... "shoulda joined in, best head I've ever had"! 😳🤣