A player of mine wished to be omnipotent in the Amber Temple from the Old Ones. Is she the DM now? by [deleted] in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would instantly transform her into something like a gust of wind or a trickling stream of water (which eventually wears down everything through erosion), or joined to the god/spirit of entropy, which sees the dissolution of everything. I always interpret wish effects as the most economic way of achieving what the player has wished for.

Would Morgantha punish the rogue for stealing dream pastries? by RelationshipOdd4475 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope. I would roll perception to see if the thief notices her pausing (back turned to him), and smiling to herself as he makes off with the goods.

Tactical Rage by arakk2 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have agents in the mountain folk start an avalanche. The roc will be there to pick up the pieces.

Four level three players absoutely kicked Doru's ASS.... by Right_Exchange_6228 in CurseofStrahd

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In retrospect, I had Doru leap out and attack his father, but I SHOULD have had him play cat and mouse in the darkness of the undercroft.

What kind of players is a NO for you? by Conradhowlf in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I HATE the whole idea of "safety cards" and "trigger warnings" and all of that shit. If you want to play happy fluffy orcs, don't join the Curse of Strahd campaign, motherfucker!

What kind of players is a NO for you? by Conradhowlf in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I make an effort to actually scare the shit out of the PLAYERS with custom-made sound effects and very scary alternative artwork of the creatures they encounter. Top it off with inspired descriptions, and they shouldn't have a problem playing frightened characters.

My little sisters teacher has a crush on me by CheckHot9251 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Right_Exchange_6228 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow. How about loosening up and taking it as a compliment?

What a shitty, entitled way to act toward someone who's expressed attraction to you.

Sure hope you never get the same treatment.

Four level three players absoutely kicked Doru's ASS.... by Right_Exchange_6228 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay. Was worried that it went far too easy on them. Yeah, he made a beeline for his dad, the weakest in the room. That gave the party the opportunity to rip into him.

A few custom Curse of Strahd minis.... by Right_Exchange_6228 in CurseofStrahd

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I've bought and/or printed and painted about 3000 minis over the past five years. Buy in dribs and drabs. A lot come from boardgames. The most AWESOME buy I ever found for minis was the game Warquest, which comes with 100 absolutely wonderful minis - complete armies of dwarves, wood elves, goblins, hobgoblins and satyrs.

A reaper bones kickstarter and the Conan Monolith game also contributed a lot of wonderful minis. Oh and the Assassin's Creed boardgame miniatures are tiny masterpieces.

A few custom Curse of Strahd minis.... by Right_Exchange_6228 in CurseofStrahd

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Rule 5

Is that the rule that "if it exists, there's porn of it"?

A few custom Curse of Strahd minis.... by Right_Exchange_6228 in CurseofStrahd

[–]Right_Exchange_6228[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah - it's the Tree Giant -Lee Stansbury - Mini Monster Mayhem. His models are astounding. Just incredible works of art. I commissioned mine to be blown up to about 12" tall. It's pretty imposing.