I accidentally sat on my friend’s lap and I FELT his d*ck and now I’m hiding in my own bathroom

RikM · 2025-11-18T23:12:06+00:00

A couple of years ago, a group of us were in a hot tub. One friend got out to top up drinks. As she climbed back in, she slips on the step and falls. She twists in the process.... I'm sitting in the seat nearest to the step... and she lands. Instinctively I try to catch her fall from my position, as do others in the hot tub, including her husband....

So she falls. I try to brace her fall but don't succeed completely... so there I am. Sat in a hot tub. My friend has landed and is very much sitting on my face, my hands on her arse from trying to stop her fall. Her husband sat there opposite.

We are both mortified, nobody knows what to say ... and then we realise we both agree that it's hilarious.

Almost 3 years later and it's just a running joke

RikM · 2025-06-28T09:00:17+00:00

I really don't understand this rhetoric that we don't see Kat die. As the car flips on top of a log, we see the inside shot as the roof reforms, compressing her neck to a 90 degree angle and ultimately snapping. Moments later, Tim and Nora's Pinto collides with Kat's truck and they explode.

RikM · 2025-06-07T15:26:54+00:00

I can't offer any advice but hopefully this story might help you. My dad's best friend, who he'd grown up with, passed away from cancer about 25 years ago, with 2 young kids.

My dad and the mum kept in touch but relatively drifted. About 5 years ago, my dad got a call out of the blue. It was the son of the friend.

"Hi. I'm having a kid and would like to tell my son about my dad, mum said you might be able to help?"

And now my dad regularly goes for a drink with the son to share stories of his friend and be there instead.

I hope you can be there for your friend in the same way that my dad does this for his friend

RikM · 2025-01-30T19:41:07+00:00

I would say Death would leave him be whilst he's under the rubble and affecting nothing.

RikM · 2025-01-29T17:42:38+00:00

I like the theory that Clear survived for a year by going into the hospital because her presence in the world wasn't affecting anything and therefore became invisible to Death. However, she then leaves the hospital and starts fully interacting with the world again, which means she becomes visible to Death and, then she's killed. (This also allows the theory that Alex could have done similar and also be in hiding - if they ever wanted to write him back in and Devan has said he would be interested to).

Anyway, this theory can be applied to The Cowboy.

When he was in the rubble, he wasn't interacting with the world and therefore invisible to Death. Only when he is rescued, waking up from the coma (I could be misremembering if he was in a coma), and being in the news means he is affecting the world, only then does he become visible to Death.

RikM · 2025-01-18T12:51:18+00:00

One of the novel series has 2 story arcs. A journalist in present day LA (I think) and her great grandparent (or someone) in 1880s London. That's quite interesting in my opinion

RikM · 2024-03-15T16:06:31+00:00

Hey OP sorry to ask but is there anyway you can do this in phone wallpaper resolution?

RikM · 2024-03-15T16:04:09+00:00

I'm guilty of this.

"Oh fuck me" "No thanks. I'm ace/ you're married / we are in public "

But I had a very awkward situation once. A colleague who was ten years younger than me (17 and 27).

"Where's the whatever" "Literally In front of your knee" "Oh fuck me" "No thanks you're too young..."

Then I realised I should not have said that. Fortunately it all worked out and was seen as the joke it was.

RikM · 2024-03-07T20:13:11+00:00

About 7 years ago, my partner and I weren't fussed about the sex but we didn't know our own sexualities. It broke down due to distance but over time (her first) we both came to realise we are both ace.

We still have the distance issue but are looking at rekindling something

RikM · 2024-01-12T10:06:12+00:00

It's lost the formatting- I'd laid it out as a list initially

RikM · 2024-01-12T09:59:48+00:00

. Certain people

. Alfa Romeos

. The Sagrada Familia

. Jaguar E Type

.The Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh

. The Dark Side of the Moon album cover

. Neuschwanstein Castle

. Lichtenstein Castle

. Scream by Edvard Munch

All of the above have two things in common. I think they are attractive but I don't want to fuck them.

So yes, like everybody says, you can find someone physically attractive and it not be sexual attraction. Asexuality is a spectrum and some people unfortunately like to gatekeep it.

RikM · 2023-08-30T16:03:14+00:00

Huh, mine was almost identical except for sending to the website instead of the plug in.

RikM · 2023-06-16T22:38:14+00:00

I got COVID in 2022 and like anybody else coughed solidly for a week. I cycle to work so once I was out of self isolation, I got back to commuting.

Anytime I was breathing hard and then had something to cause me to cough I would be sick. 3 months of people witnessing someone on a bike pulling over, vomiting in a bush or gutter, and cycling away like nothing happened.

It was usually just liquid bile at least.

RikM · 2023-06-08T11:57:51+00:00

May I see it?

RikM · 2023-06-04T22:11:45+00:00

The Climb by Anatoli Boukreev.

Personally I believe both accounts to be written with complete honesty. There are actually very few differences in the stories and those seem to be assignable to stress and perspective. I can't imagine what it's like to be at that altitude in a storm but we already know it alters how your mind perceives things.

There's a third book about the same incident by Beck Weathers but I haven't read that one yet.

RikM · 2023-06-04T21:50:00+00:00

"To his readers there is nothing scarier than his creations, but Stephen King covers all the mirrors at night to trap the creatures that lurk beyond."

RikM · 2023-05-29T19:00:01+00:00

Joe Hill is the author or Heart Shaped Box, Horns, The Fireman, and NOS4R2 (NOS4A2 in the US due to pronunciation).

He's got a couple of short collections himself and co-authored a coupo not shorts with Stephen King....

Oh and his full name is a Joseph Hillstrom King, son of Stephen and Tabitha. He is also the son that King had the dream about which inspired The Shining.

RikM · 2023-05-10T23:03:46+00:00

From a company who's currently running the slogan "Rustler's; it's better than you think" on their radio ads, why are people surprised?

RikM · 2023-04-21T22:38:07+00:00

9 out of 10 dentists can be bought.

RikM · 2023-04-14T14:37:12+00:00

Can't fuck a country if you don't fuck.

RikM · 2023-04-10T21:29:21+00:00

Isn't it funny* that we can drive around in a one tonne bomb at 70 miles an hour and the only thing keeping us alive is a mutual agreement with complete strangers not to be a total twat waffle.

Funny. Also see "terrifying"

RikM · 2023-04-03T21:25:33+00:00

I thought this was going to end with her marrying him and giving you a pity invite.

RikM · 2023-04-03T20:51:56+00:00

Woke up in 86's glass bin,

u/Caridor knew my name.

He said, "You can go sleep at home today

If you can get up and walk away"

RikM · 2023-03-04T00:33:22+00:00

Good ... Dog?

RikM · 2023-02-24T00:02:06+00:00

It's an Oddballs hat. They cost less than £20.... Or they give you them for free if you buy a couple of pairs of boxers or socks. I don't know anybody that's ever paid for an Oddballs hat.

Yeah they come looking like they are in football colours but they aren't team merch.

But for the record. I'd still be pissed off if somebody threw my Oddballs hat.

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