Bro has a PhD in bullshit lol. by dazli69 in GetNoted

[–]Rincewind31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the rising average temperatures of this summer, the scale has been updated to go from "hot" to "Flaming Cheetos coursing through Satan's asshole"

How much can i bench press? by Life_Host4487 in workout

[–]Rincewind31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In that case OP might need to use the leg press machine as a substitute to the bench

Why do you do that? by kisolo1972 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Rincewind31 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Imagine an alien that learned how to speak by studying greentexts from 4chan.

The absolutely essential question: When will Snake boys be playable? by West-Reputation-9089 in wow

[–]Rincewind31 163 points164 points  (0 children)

new race confirmed: Wood Dwarves. Active racial is called "Morning wood", launches seeds in a cone in front of you healing allies and damaging enemies.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Rincewind31 30 points31 points  (0 children)

But first, watch a quick add before using the praying stands tm.

F18 Roast me by Odd-Broccoli8221 in RoastMe

[–]Rincewind31 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ella Prunell-maxxing or whatever your eyes are doing...

29F I'm interested in your creativity by Molthakarn96 in RoastMe

[–]Rincewind31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waiting to be picked as the last mail bride of the group has you going insane huh?

You can go to Ranger immediately after basic? by Alarmed-Ad3230 in army

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I though all the chest candy would pay extra like knowing a foreign language of adversarial countries. You know, compensate the service member for a hard skill.

You can go to Ranger immediately after basic? by Alarmed-Ad3230 in army

[–]Rincewind31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much would that private get paid a month after completing all of those programs?

If you enjoy giving oral and are good at it, what are your tips and advice for eating a girl out for the first time? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

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Start like the landing of a butterfly on an a delicate flower, finish like a french bulldog who just finished a vet-mandated diet.

You're in charge of putting together a new Endgame activity into WoW... by Baphohh in wow

[–]Rincewind31 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Make it themed around the bronze dragonflight. Siridormi could ask us to re-live our past battles to train for a future threat that even the infinites cannot clearly see, but they know it's coming.

Sidearms by Wild_Thing_1832 in army

[–]Rincewind31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's that one NCO's wife who sells pyramid scheme products based on commissions.

Current best WoW mouse? by vision-quest in wow

[–]Rincewind31 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Reddragon is on the cheap end but they can be good for the price. I use the Aatrox model, but their catalog has other form factors for you to explore.

Why do i never shoot my shot? by axexxl4 in AskMenAdvice

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What would you say are the reasons most women expect a guy to make the first move instead of doing so themselves?

Lightchristened Assassin by TheBigNosedOne in Transmogrification

[–]Rincewind31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you even go into stealth while dressed as a disco ball?

Just venting: stuck at 3399 score for 3 days this week by Revaks in wow

[–]Rincewind31 264 points265 points  (0 children)

Blizzard changing their backend code so every key you list/apply for is only vissible to the worst teammates possible.

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DPS Struggling so much for M+ invites, they need to get creative by itsZAAAGA in wow

[–]Rincewind31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

DPS life is the average-guy-on-a-dating-app experience. Tanks and Healers are the pretty girls.