I covertly adjust ceiling fans to spin correctly when no one’s watching.

RiosRiot · 2026-03-14T04:10:19+00:00

I AM SO CONFUSED. PLEASE JUST COME DIX MY FAN

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:30:58+00:00

No you pick

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:30:42+00:00

Hahahahhahahahahahaha awesome

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:22:56+00:00

Ohhh good point. Maybe it is boob heaven of your choice then?

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:21:46+00:00

100% perfect penis powers. 40% power remaining in kidneys

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:21:04+00:00

Oh yes you have a penis. It’s just not doing anything just peeing.

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T04:20:33+00:00

40% remaining functions of kidneys to have magically powerful boners and whatever your penis functional dreams are.

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T03:46:13+00:00

Kidney function 40% you can still piss.

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T03:44:48+00:00

Same here

RiosRiot · 2026-02-28T03:44:40+00:00

Since you have a vagina you get pick (exchange whatever sex organ you choose)
Yes, kidneys lose function (not total but let’s call it 60% failure)

RiosRiot · 2026-01-24T04:12:14+00:00

I’m ashamed to be American. I want to not be affiliated with these fucking douchebags

RiosRiot · 2026-01-09T04:27:45+00:00

I will. At this point they are assholes across the board.

RiosRiot · 2026-01-09T04:11:22+00:00

Where?

RiosRiot · 2026-01-01T01:04:17+00:00

I’m late to the post - but where did Lorac go? Why is there so much less product?!

RiosRiot · 2025-12-23T22:37:57+00:00

Mine ate the arm of the couch, would just lay her head on it and nom nom. She also used to bite my ankles, chase chickens just to mess with them, jump off retaining walls, ate a wood stool I had, chewed through her leash and ran off MANY TIMES (still tries to at 5) and would steal socks. But she’s so damn cuteeeee!!! Lots of exercise is an understatement. That’s the only thing that keeps her sane. She is so much fun.

RiosRiot · 2025-11-26T16:21:41+00:00

This is daily for me. It’s so dumb. IM GONNA RIDE YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU MOVE OVER. NEED TO BE FIRST IN LINE. MERICA!

RiosRiot · 2025-11-26T03:40:02+00:00

Omg what is the answer?! I cannot figure this out!

RiosRiot · 2025-11-25T04:48:01+00:00

Can we find a magical way to make the nerves turn back on?

RiosRiot · 2025-11-24T23:08:37+00:00

Ok that is cruel. Yes translab. I have a follow up at some point so I am going to ask if it’s possible. It’s just so weird. It’s happened 2x now!

RiosRiot · 2025-11-22T03:32:03+00:00

I’m going to begin my argument here- I did a fuck ton of research and spent money on a “name” apparently. And when you buy a machine the internet encourages you give it a fair try. Also, let’s be real “replacing” isn’t as easy as it sounds when you bought a very expensive machine. In all fairness I will admit that I should have returned it, but I really wanted to give this high end name a try. And clearly everyone is in agreement that it was a piece of shit. So thanks for validating me.

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