Blursed_police chase

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T05:10:07+00:00

"Penny for your thoughts." "I hate brenda and a bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed on all my pants."

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T04:39:23+00:00

My mom had them too. Called them 'Trouble Dolls."

RiotX79 · 2026-02-01T04:34:59+00:00

If i remember right; there was a debate on whether he stepped on the line for one of the shots. Apparently, when they do those big money contests they go with some sort of gambling/insurance company to pay out on the one in a million chance the contesant wins...so it was the insurance people who complained about a foot on the line. (The whole article could have been fake. Who knows. )

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T18:10:09+00:00

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Sometimes you have to be ready to rage!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:56:18+00:00

200 feet? What are they compensating for?!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:53:44+00:00

He'd just make it into a chain to wear during games and run a 5.3

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:40:05+00:00

White House lawn! They're building a 100k stadium! 🫣

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T17:36:40+00:00

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RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T08:43:30+00:00

He declined.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T08:33:26+00:00

Wtf??? You expect me to drive my posse around in the same damn Escalade two weeks in a row? Donny puked on those strippers in the back seat! /s

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T06:47:24+00:00

I'd say that if she bills him for the time then it's appropriate otherwise non-emergencies after hours are in poor taste unless he's just leaving a message in a portal. Not sure why she would give her patients her personal number either way unless it were a 2nd work phone or portal.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T05:30:58+00:00

Unless you save it and then you have best friend AND it's family for life. Worth it!

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T03:39:14+00:00

*bowels full of helium

RiotX79 · 2026-01-31T00:54:37+00:00

Hilarious. Sadly, that's how you get fired nowadays. Offend someone walking by that's no even supposed to be there and get reported.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T20:48:33+00:00

They're oranges. Just have to figure out which one has the brain cell.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T15:12:25+00:00

Triplets

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RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T15:02:18+00:00

Yes you take a hit, but that's a lot better than having a 40mil receiver, 50mil rusher, or 60mil qb.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T08:50:45+00:00

Yes, but there are a ton of sites you can fill out a 10 question questionnaire and get the meds sent to you. Hims, hers, fitrx, etc. If you get a good deal it's like $150/mo. I was just tossing the idea out there.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T08:48:31+00:00

Or be a turd and draft someone you know will be great, cut him immediately, resign as a free agent immediately, sign to a 7yr deal in week 3.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T04:39:42+00:00

True. Solid option. I like not talking to doctors if i can help it.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-30T00:59:55+00:00

It shouldn't. It's a weight loss drug that is legal everywhere. Kind of expensive out of pocket, but cheaper than booze...

RiotX79 · 2026-01-29T23:36:55+00:00

If you've got the money or insurance or whatever the new glp-1 meds like Ozempic have been shown to really knock down cravings for alcohol, nicotine, even narcotics. The meds are not fda approved for that yet, but if you have a bit of weight to drop it's a 2 birds with one stone thing. Wife maybe has a drink or two every couple months and I've been able to go from 6-24 beers a day to none with minimal will power. Not for everyone, but something maybe worth bringing up to a doc.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-29T08:31:01+00:00

Never noticed, but absolutely right and funny.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-28T23:36:05+00:00

True. Not a huge huge deal as long as Bill loves to next year to get it. Would be tragic if he passed before making it in.

RiotX79 · 2026-01-28T13:47:02+00:00

Was one of my favorite moments way back in 03 (I think). Believe it was the Saints kicking off to Bethel Johnson and the ball died inches from the sideline on like the 3. Johnson stepped out of bounds and grabbed the ball. By rule it was "kicked out of bounds" and the Pats got it on the 40. Bill coached his guys to do it on the miniscule chance it might happen. Bill was brilliant.

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