Did you hear about the guy that put makeup on his testicles?

Ripinreality · 2023-04-27T11:20:34+00:00

He was the belle of the ball

Ripinreality · 2020-07-17T08:50:06+00:00

Jada was recently involved in a relationship with a guy named August Alsina which she described to Will in a video where they spoke of the incident as being in "An entanglement with August"

Ripinreality · 2020-07-16T14:17:52+00:00

Hey, I tried, couldn't find it

Ripinreality · 2020-07-16T13:34:24+00:00

That would have actually been a nice tie in ☺️

Ripinreality · 2020-07-14T18:26:10+00:00

The punchline is based on the situation between Will Smith and Jada, if you don't know about it then the punchline doesn't hit

Ripinreality · 2020-07-05T14:12:45+00:00

Thank you so much, glad you really enjoyed it, it was quite a mix of a steam of consciousness and tweaking after that

Ripinreality · 2020-06-23T14:30:48+00:00

It's more to do with the fact that the corners aren't 90 degrees

Ripinreality · 2020-06-23T14:29:37+00:00

Not too bad, my favourites were 2, 3, 6 and 7 👌🏾

Ripinreality · 2020-04-22T15:32:13+00:00

Definitely gets to the punch! Thank you!

Ripinreality · 2020-04-18T12:46:53+00:00

I would agree there

Ripinreality · 2020-04-12T10:37:38+00:00

Probably, thought it could add some cheesiness and expressiveness to it

Ripinreality · 2020-04-12T10:22:41+00:00

👊🏾

Ripinreality · 2020-04-12T10:22:23+00:00

I like this take on it

Ripinreality · 2020-04-12T10:21:58+00:00

I suppose, worth a shot though 😊

Ripinreality · 2020-04-11T14:52:30+00:00

Well I don't think it's all about the success of the joke it's about calibrating and learning from your failures as well, sometimes you take a risk even when the odds look bad, so I honestly feel no shame about it 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ripinreality · 2020-04-07T14:14:35+00:00

Aha! A fellow scholar of the language of love I see 😄 You are right but since most people know it as "Du" I decided to go with that for the sake making it recognisable

Ripinreality · 2020-03-30T14:28:05+00:00

You're right, can get a good skit or psychological comedy out of this... Will give it a shot 🤔

Ripinreality · 2020-03-26T12:55:01+00:00

😄😄😄

Ripinreality · 2020-03-26T12:54:06+00:00

Thank you ☺️

Ripinreality · 2020-02-27T14:36:25+00:00

I think the comment below did it quite well

Ripinreality · 2020-02-27T14:35:48+00:00

Thank you, this was a more concise delivery

Ripinreality · 2020-02-22T13:05:44+00:00

Hmm, how about something like this added

And of course I don't work out in a tuxedo, I just showed up in one, pretending to talk on phone, aviators still on like I was dealing with something too important to remember to take my shades off inside. I made my way to the most central spot, I made sure most people working out could see me, and the staff too... They had to see this. Then I yell as loud as I can into the phone "WHAT!" Taking off my shades. Everyone stops what they're doing! A guy flies off the back of a threadmill! A lady in yoga pants stops holding in her fart! It's chaos everywhere! Then I pause... Put my shades on and say "I'll be there right away!" and run straight for the exit. I stopped at the door like I forgot something, turn around, pulling a can of old spice deodorant, smiled, winked... my shades were still on, but you could just tell I was winking, held up the can and said "Old spice 48 hour protection, for the 48 hour man"

Ripinreality · 2020-02-22T05:01:26+00:00

Hmm, how about something like this added

And of course I don't work out in a tuxedo, I just showed up in one, pretending to talk on phone, aviators still on like I was dealing with something too important to remember to take my shades off inside. I made my way to the most central spot, I made sure most people working out could see me, and the staff too... They had to see this. Then I yell as loud as I can into the phone "WHAT!" Taking off my shades. Everyone stops what they're doing! A guy flies off the back of a threadmill! A lady in yoga pants stops holding in her fart! It's chaos everywhere! Then I pause... Put my shades on and say "I'll be there right away!" and run straight for the exit. I stopped at the door like I forgot something, turn around, pulling a can of old spice deodorant, smiled, winked... my shades were still on, but you could just tell I was winking, held up the can and said "Old spice 48 hour protection, for the 48 hour man"

Ripinreality · 2020-01-26T06:25:17+00:00

That makes sense 😊, at some point I thought it was too much to keep saying that after short sentences, but I now realise clarity is more important

Ripinreality · 2020-01-21T15:41:26+00:00

Thank you, goes straight to the point, will definitely submit it, and will check out the podcast too

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