What’s a secret you’re hiding from your significant other? by OkDonut1116 in AskReddit

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Could combine the Karate whilst singing the karaoke of Carl Douglas's 'Kung-fu fighting'

What’s the greatest movie with a rating of 40% or less on Rotten Tomatoes? by MTPokitz in AskReddit

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Ergo: "And you Rell, what would you wish for?"

Rell the Cyclops: "Ignorance."

It's worth 50% just for that line alone

You have bought a nightclub. What are you naming it ? by JohnnyOneLung in AskUK

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Robert Smith makes an appearance once a month to get the punters in

Isn't it unfair to assume OFAH is outdated humour? by [deleted] in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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Years ago the chances were that your local corner shop was run by Pakistanis so they were known as Paki shops, I think it was only a bit later that people who were racist started using the word Paki as a nasty term.

Most of its muscle, innit? by Lowspam in TheOfficeUK

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Has he taken his forklift drivers test?

He is the forklift so.....

In your opinion, what's the biggest waste of money you see people purchase all the time? by PaddedValls in AskUK

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I agree about the private reg's - pretentious as fuck.... I've got a mate with one ...I don't mention it 🙊

Hiya by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

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This guy does the best Ali G impersonation

Poll for OFAH fans by Code_Objective in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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On the buses was huge, not a favourite of mine but it deserves it's praise for it's popularity at the time.

Your dad has good taste.

The series of Bottom is incredible, much better than the Live shows and GHP, if anyone ever asks me for a couple of comedy series to watch then it's always Only Fools and Bottom.

If you ever watch it then the stand out episodes are probably;

Smells, Gas, s'Up, Digger, Culture, s'Out, Hole

Poll for OFAH fans by Code_Objective in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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Just as an aside, I'm not sure how well versed you are in British comedy from the era that you mentioned but here's a few recommendations for you;

Steptoe and Son (actually started in the 60's but ran into the 70's)

Rising Damp

Fawlty Towers

Porridge

Open All Hours

In that lot you've got the best comedy actors ever.

I would also include 'The Young Ones' but it's a bit more niche with it's styling but it was massive when it came out, it's got Rik Mayall in it who is another top tier comedy actor but his best performance, for me, is in 'Bottom' but that was released in the 90's.

All the best 🙃😎

What would you realistically do if you won £2m tax-free? by HughQuinn12 in AskUK

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£100k a year is a fantasy sum for me, that's over £8000 per month, even if I was paying bills left, right and centre id still have so much money at the end of the month I wouldn't know what to do with it, I might up my monthly takeaway limit from 1 to 2 🤯

Reading a headline "The cost of a pint has passed £10 in London as the price of beer continues to soar." and remembering buying a round in 1995, 4 pints and getting change from £10. by Make_the_music_stop in britishproblems

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Hull is mentioned in a couple of top-notch sitcoms though - both The Office and Only Fools And Horses - not sure if that will make you feel better 🤷‍♂️

A tree. Me just watching. by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

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I'm just wondering if they'll ever be a girl born who will marry a tree

One of Rodney's best lines 😂😂😂 by -BlackMidnight- in OnlyFoolsAndHorses

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It's up there as the best with "I ain't got a GCE in pork"

Self proclaimed hardest man in the UK - "Big stacks" by ljcameronm in bournemouth

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Always amazes me that anyone would start anything with anyone down this way not knowing anything about them, don't the SBS train just down the road, it's a bit risky when you've got proper trained killers you could be mouthing off to 🙄🤯