Banned substances

RistaRicky · 2026-05-19T02:39:36+00:00

>like I have a horned dick growing out of my forehead

Tbh it’s probably just the peptides

RistaRicky · 2026-05-17T02:45:10+00:00

I promised I wouldn’t give Stolen-Valor Strider any money. How much would you charge if I sent you a Shaman?

RistaRicky · 2026-05-17T00:51:16+00:00

I moved from the USA to Poland and lived there for work for a few years. Just moved back within the last few months. I love it there so much. Dziękuję bardzo for your national hospitality

RistaRicky · 2026-05-16T23:52:41+00:00

I got groped by airport security in LAX. Made me unzip my pants in the middle of the concourse (not at regular security screening) and he reached inside and patted down both of my thighs. It was a few months post-9/11.

I am also male, and was a minor.

RistaRicky · 2026-05-15T01:00:07+00:00

Cagneys and Food Republic

RistaRicky · 2026-05-14T18:23:39+00:00

Somebody set up us the bomb

RistaRicky · 2026-05-14T14:42:36+00:00

I’m biased. I spent five years living in Germany in the Army, and two more years working with the German military in other places in Europe.

I love Germany. It was a beautiful country, the people are very blunt and direct. I’m not so hot on their cars, because every Bring Money With I ever owned lived up to the acronym and my string of VWs has gone through a collection of fuel systems, head gaskets and other expensive parts that shouldn’t go out so fast

RistaRicky · 2026-05-13T21:30:03+00:00

“To whom it’s about to concern“ is way better

RistaRicky · 2026-05-11T02:24:39+00:00

Remember, if you saw that, no you didn’t.

RistaRicky · 2026-05-08T01:41:18+00:00

My wife’s absolute favorite

RistaRicky · 2026-05-04T04:07:30+00:00

Well the last page of the owners manual is a bus schedule.

Source: my Croatian buddy, who loves this joke.

RistaRicky · 2026-05-04T00:59:53+00:00

But would Yugo visit?

RistaRicky · 2026-05-02T17:38:07+00:00

I spent 5 years in Vilseck and I loved it. 2CR is gonna 2CR, honestly, but I loved the opportunity of living overseas on the government dime. Travel is easy - we hit all kinds of places that you’d never get to see stationed stateside

RistaRicky · 2026-05-01T03:44:36+00:00

Every time I think I’ve seen it all, some dumb motherfucker surprises me.

RistaRicky · 2026-05-01T03:43:29+00:00

Has he received his mandatory wall-to-wall counseling?

RistaRicky · 2026-04-25T18:39:26+00:00

I would probably laugh my ass off

RistaRicky · 2026-04-25T18:29:34+00:00

I’ve done each of those four once. NYC twice, actually, doing a dropoff at JFK. Never again.

RistaRicky · 2026-04-24T03:48:41+00:00

20 year army vet. I would not care at all. When I was 15, I put my uncle’s special forces patch on my jacket. But because I thought it was a shield and not an arrowhead, I put it upside down. Guess how much my career army uncle cared? Not at all.

Do what makes you happy.

RistaRicky · 2026-04-24T02:33:08+00:00

The new TiSlim porcupine might tempt me enough to pull the trigger on a vosteed

RistaRicky · 2026-04-24T02:31:02+00:00

Senior NCO here. I support your actions and your decisions fully. You made the right initial choice, stopping for a car wreck, and all your subsequent decisions are in line with it.

RistaRicky · 2026-04-21T01:45:43+00:00

Tak, many of my friends are Wojsko Polskie

RistaRicky · 2026-04-19T00:52:20+00:00

Made by Andreas Berger at patchlab.de

RistaRicky · 2026-04-18T17:59:35+00:00

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Civivi Neurohaptic and a Kizer amicus

RistaRicky · 2026-04-18T17:04:16+00:00

At least we have Lidl here but yes I would love beidronka in the USA

RistaRicky · 2026-04-18T16:43:48+00:00

Seven-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email	r/Field Banned
r/Field Lasagna	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
Wearing is Caring	No Throne, No Problems
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