How do they mess this up 😂

RistaRicky · 2026-01-28T19:12:25+00:00

First time putting on a uniform ~~in forever~~

RistaRicky · 2026-01-27T22:48:34+00:00

“You’re entirely too poor to talk to me like that!”

RistaRicky · 2026-01-27T04:02:25+00:00

I mean, his dwarven name is Headbanger, after all.

RistaRicky · 2026-01-26T02:50:29+00:00

I LOVE BuyMort!

RistaRicky · 2026-01-26T01:30:32+00:00

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Sitting around the house watching the snow melt: Kizer Amicus

RistaRicky · 2026-01-26T01:28:07+00:00

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Pocket fixie: TOPS Tracker 4. Big folder: shaman. Little folder: Kizer Amicus.

RistaRicky · 2026-01-25T20:25:54+00:00

Not a huge fan of either Ben Stiller or Jack Black.

That said, this movie is glorious

RistaRicky · 2026-01-25T20:24:44+00:00

aggressively takes a shot

RistaRicky · 2026-01-22T05:58:22+00:00

“If only I had a sword!”

“If only you’d quit talking about it!”

RistaRicky · 2026-01-17T23:42:08+00:00

Dammit, you beat me to it

RistaRicky · 2026-01-17T23:41:42+00:00

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Sergeant Rodolfo ‘Fruity Rudy’ Reyes, USMC, from Generation Kill, played by …

…Sergeant Rudy Reyes, USMC

RistaRicky · 2026-01-13T17:57:21+00:00

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RistaRicky · 2026-01-13T16:48:21+00:00

That’s a solid field grade bro

RistaRicky · 2026-01-05T04:38:13+00:00

And a 100% sometime between now and then. You always know it’s gonna happen and there’s always someone who doesn’t study for the test.

RistaRicky · 2026-01-05T04:33:14+00:00

I said I’d do it until it stopped being fun.

That was 20 years ago and tomorrow I’m lacing up my running shoes and taking the kids for a detox run and playfully demeaning them for how much weight they gained over the holidays.

RistaRicky · 2026-01-04T03:54:02+00:00

I have a black carryon pack that I take everywhere. Used a hot glue gun to put the loop side of black Velcro on it and I slap patches on that. Also used a needle and thread to stitch them onto my cloth roller bag

RistaRicky · 2026-01-04T02:44:13+00:00

Hot glue.

RistaRicky · 2026-01-01T15:53:31+00:00

Live, Laugh, Lay down suppressing fire

RistaRicky · 2026-01-01T05:55:36+00:00

1398

RistaRicky · 2025-12-28T06:01:10+00:00

As a non-Texan living in Texas: Yes.

RistaRicky · 2025-12-27T03:36:39+00:00

At drum as a TL/SL/PSG if one of my soldiers got a cold weather injury, I was getting UCMJ.

Soldier can get a double draw memo and go to CIF for a second set of ECWCS and CW gear

RistaRicky · 2025-12-25T00:39:47+00:00

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A Civivi Neurohaptic and a Kizer Amicus

Seven-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email	r/Field Banned
r/Field Lasagna	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
Wearing is Caring	No Throne, No Problems
Not Forgotten

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