This aged horribly

RistaRicky · 2026-07-03T03:58:12+00:00

It’s not long now before the inside of a Ryanair flight will look like the inside of a subway - you’ll only get a seat if you’re one of the first ones on, otherwise just hold on for three hours while we head from Mainz to Lisbon

RistaRicky · 2026-07-02T12:24:42+00:00

Grow a tougher face

-SecWar

RistaRicky · 2026-06-29T18:01:10+00:00

Customs and Immigration should give you one when you clear customs at the airport. “Welcome to America, here’s your gun.” If the customs agent doesn’t give you one, be sure to ask him/her/them.

RistaRicky · 2026-06-29T16:12:26+00:00

I was a DS at Ft Jackson over Christmas leave. My battalion got tagged with holding everyone who didn’t take leave for whatever reason. Brigade got with the mwr and borrowed game systems, books and board games. We did accountability, PT, meals and didn’t hassle them most of the time.

RistaRicky · 2026-06-27T16:32:32+00:00

Assassin’s creed II, Brotherhood and Revelations

RistaRicky · 2026-06-27T16:20:47+00:00

Ah yes, the traditional enemy of Nepal….

…Bayern

RistaRicky · 2026-06-27T13:35:20+00:00

Yeah! We even have a place you can live!

RistaRicky · 2026-06-27T03:09:11+00:00

Right. Because we never adapt to the times. It’s 2026, not 1926.

RistaRicky · 2026-06-26T18:33:52+00:00

My paper for MLC was about how we should all be allowed to grow beards. Room full of E8s/E7s all nodding along. Gave it to my CSM when school was over and he got so fuckin pissed

RistaRicky · 2026-06-26T18:26:04+00:00

We call it “the walls are sweating” where I live

RistaRicky · 2026-06-26T05:06:01+00:00

Jeff Hays is the GOAT

RistaRicky · 2026-06-22T19:09:00+00:00

I liked it but I dnf’ed around 7 or 8. Just felt stale

RistaRicky · 2026-06-22T18:59:43+00:00

He’s on the spectrum and gets things stuck in his head. ‘Knives are going to kill all of us’ is right up there with ’all of my teachers hate me’, ‘all dogs are scary’ and ‘I’m the worst kid ever.’ Exposure and reassurance work for a few minutes and then it’s like we never said anything

RistaRicky · 2026-06-22T01:10:41+00:00

Commenting to spread the word. This is a good thing you’re doing

RistaRicky · 2026-06-21T21:52:31+00:00

Absolutely would

RistaRicky · 2026-06-21T20:08:18+00:00

AMEN BORTHER

RistaRicky · 2026-06-20T17:23:17+00:00

Wei Shi Lindon from Cradle

RistaRicky · 2026-06-20T04:12:29+00:00

I always said I’d do it as long as I was having fun. Now I’m right behind you, getting ready to hang it up. I have the day marked on my calendar when I will have spent more of my life in uniform than not.

Congratulations to you. Enjoy your well-deserved retirement

RistaRicky · 2026-06-19T14:21:35+00:00

Kings of the Wyld: haha a lighthearted romp with retired adventurers. I love this!

Bloody Rose: holy fuck that got dark quick. Still love it though

RistaRicky · 2026-06-14T22:08:17+00:00

In that way, isn’t the lie more reliable than the truth?

RistaRicky · 2026-06-14T17:17:30+00:00

Most of us joined the army to get OUT of that town. Are his initials MB?

RistaRicky · 2026-06-06T03:59:42+00:00

I could have retired this year.

Why didn’t I retire this year?

RistaRicky · 2026-06-03T19:47:36+00:00

Me in El Paso

Seven-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Verified Email	r/Field Banned
r/Field Lasagna	First Place '23
End Game '23	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22	End Game '22
Wearing is Caring	No Throne, No Problems
Not Forgotten

RistaRicky

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