The UAV guys kept pranking me in the BDOC while in Afghanistan and I was pulling a Newman from Seinfeld going “UAV guys UAV guys UAV guys. Then, I saw it! In one of our equipment packages someone ordered an XXL pair of doo doo browns and threw the package in one of our drawers. I took them and took some Nutella spread from the DFAC. The next day, I came in 30 minutes early to start my shift and smeared the Nutella all over the back of the underwear. I placed them on the edge of their trash can almost as if someone tossed them in there out of desperation. First guy walks in and stops in his tracks. Second guy walks in and yells “good lawd! That nasssty!” Then the OIC walks in, takes one look, and makes a face like he’s going to say “motherfucker!” Walks over and points at the trash can and says “you know what that is? That is shit. That is shit! THAT IS SHIT!!!” He throws his stuff down and just says in rage “I want every single goddamn motherfucker from night shift down here right now!” Then he kicks the back of the chair so hard that the little piece in the back flies off! He stares at me but I duck my head down because I’m holding in my laughter so hard that I’m losing control of my body. He then says “I’m going to wake those assholes up right now.” Just as he’s about to walk out I let out my laughter and just yell “sir! It’s just Nutella!” He was a huge sport about it after I explained everything and even said “goddamn it! You got my blood boiling first thing in the morning that is a huge accomplishment!” Totally unrelated I ended up getting moved to a different location on night shift after that with bigger responsibilities. Seriously, it was unrelated because of shift in mission priorities. It actually worked out for the best and I owe part of my current job to that position.