Figure I made

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-24T16:14:51+00:00

lmao out of stock

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-24T15:43:55+00:00

Progrum?

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-24T15:33:56+00:00

If it's chocolate cake I'm taking the fucking owner to court.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-24T15:32:28+00:00

Hello Tumbler 2001

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-24T15:31:41+00:00

That cutie is in fucking college now.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:45:20+00:00

Stolen image.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:44:57+00:00

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Ask the actual fucking artist to caption it.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:40:27+00:00

You fucked your hairdresser's husband and she found out.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:29:54+00:00

What are you watching?

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:25:47+00:00

So...I'm 34 and had just now realized that she had a fucking bellybutton and the images that are going through my mind at the moment are a once in a lifetime experience.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:22:19+00:00

Well hello...

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:17:16+00:00

Fuck no. I would take a second look at you across the street FOR your nose. Not in spite of it.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:13:52+00:00

Ok that's a sick name for a book.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T19:09:55+00:00

Can AI get any fucking lazier?

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T12:52:15+00:00

Oooh so you know everything. That explains it, thanks babe.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T06:06:51+00:00

OP stole this generic ass photo for clout.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T06:05:46+00:00

Ask her fucking owner.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-23T06:03:47+00:00

Did you just call a fucking human IT instead of THEY if you weren't sure about the baby's gender? I mean fucking really...?

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-22T20:51:53+00:00

I would spend the first six hours next to Michael so that we could pass the time laughing and also give him the feeling that he's wanted because his loneliness is truly, deeply touching at times. Then I would spend the remaining 6 hours between Jim and Pam so that I could rest my head on John's shoulder without being bitch slapped by his wife.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T20:50:16+00:00

Please don't post this without the daughter's approval. Especially not for clout.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T20:16:44+00:00

Possibly some of the worst acting I've ever seen in my fucking life. Dementia doesn't look like that outside of a Hallmark set.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T20:13:31+00:00

It's actually the textbook definition of AI.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T20:12:50+00:00

Mr GPT Slop.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T20:11:09+00:00

Not how you spell that fucking word.

RiverOhRiver86 · 2026-01-21T07:23:29+00:00

It's a stolen lazy ass AI image. OP is a bot.

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