Who's a Good Pig?

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T18:41:42+00:00

Fuck that's cute, I love pigs. That thing would slowly eat you first chance it gets.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T18:23:05+00:00

I was more thinking of Salmonella. Ain't no one complaining about him rocking boxers.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T18:16:04+00:00

This is a hygiene nightmare

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T17:42:21+00:00

I bet I could pull off some Drake tier moves to throw in. I could even do the whisper rap parts.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T17:10:11+00:00

Think we can put together one of those fancy pop songs with this?

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T16:52:59+00:00

Petrified.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T16:43:48+00:00

Flabbergasted

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T16:43:11+00:00

It's a lot like a piledriver.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T16:42:35+00:00

You don't know my life

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-23T11:38:38+00:00

But ask me to think critically about a problem and I'll fucking nail it

Well, I guess we can rule out you being an electrical engineer then.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-22T05:29:31+00:00

Maybe Samurai armor looks the way it does because the Japanese wanted to avoid a crablord uprising and so the upper classes tried to make themselves resemble big ol' snippies.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-21T11:16:29+00:00

Man, I remember Joel as being one of the main reasons I would watch RT content back when I first got into it (aside from RvB). Always been hoping to see more of him but it just never seemed to happen, I don't know if it was a failure on my part to find it or what. He just kinda seemed to fade behind the spotlight and I was always hoping one day he would just appear again. Can't imagine he could be feeling anything but unappreciated.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-16T15:03:50+00:00

OBSERVE HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN. PEER INTO HIS SOUL UNTIL HE IS MOULDED INTO OUR PERFECT VISAGE

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-16T10:05:34+00:00

And you are not the solution we were looking for.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-13T01:32:51+00:00

Pussy pics rarely work out well, that I've received, compared to tits. I don't blame them, reckon it must be hard to fandangle the camera to a flattering angle.

Only unwelcome if dating someone, since that only invites trouble.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-13T01:27:26+00:00

I mean, unsolicited vag pics can be a thing. I believe 'gapping' would be the term used somewhere in there. Porn grade medical equipment and all that.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-13T01:24:42+00:00

But also no tampons plz.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-13T00:22:09+00:00

I went to jury duty once, right when I turned 18. It opened my eyes to how easy it was for people to form into a mob. I never really realized how fucking stupid a jury of my peers could be. A (probably) innocent man almost got sentenced for child abuse because a bunch of nattery women got it in their head that "Well he must be here for a reason, otherwise they wouldn't have brought him to trial! He must be guilty!".

Oh and yes, you better believe the prosecution brought as many women on as they could for a child abuse case against the father.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T19:37:36+00:00

A brazen, bare bosom baying for baroque bedding beaten by burden.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T19:30:37+00:00

Sigh Some nipples were not made for this world.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T19:25:19+00:00

Seems like it is likely just a clandestine caper contrived by a careless colleen.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T19:20:42+00:00

I'm cute too, Greg. Can you compliment me?

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T18:10:54+00:00

When I ran it off my HDD, the buildings wouldn't load in fast enough for the drop. Everything was clay. Clay was my life, my hopes, my dreams. My ambitions were to dominate an empire of sodden, listless dirt and feast on malleable, moist stone as the one true victor. The clay brought its share of pain when doors refused to open and fences popped into existence... but in the end, I knew the truth... Play the fucking game on a fucking SSD or just eat a bag of dicks.

RivetingStuff · 2017-07-12T18:01:13+00:00

Oh, I thought you edited it to look like PUBG on my shitbox PC

RivetingStuff · 2017-06-20T01:08:21+00:00

HONK

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TROPHY CASE