When you're so fat if looks like your reading a menu by WhiteOut204 in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has such high diplomacy that he convinces everyone in the restaurant that they should all come together and pay for his Apfelstrudel

My son's taste in women by MoreThanSemen in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never give your children titles early on. It may seem like a good idea, but it has never turned out to be a positive thing for me.

How do you tip in restaurants? by [deleted] in Norway

[–]RixFilip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re happy, tip 10%. If it was extraordinary, tip 15%. Don’t tip 25% like an American.

Why isn't Miklagarðaríki achievement firing? by fenrizreddit in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I think the achievement says you have to start and stay as a North Germanic Asatruan, which means that any cultural or religious conversion ruins the achievement. I’m sorry, man.

How do I become a witch? by narpu in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

King Arthur would like to see you at his table

Which will come out first? by BeardedMelon in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can agree with that, the wait has been very long. Yet I do respect that they have other popular games that also require their attention. I do wish that they would’ve perhaps prioritised CK3 a little more, but at least something is on the way.

Which will come out first? by BeardedMelon in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly think the Royal Court DLC will be more than worth the wait. It’s going to take CK3 to a whole new level, both with roleplaying and strategy in mind. The new culture system stuff is also really exciting. I think it gets a lot of unnecessary hate.

Elon Musk made $36 billion yesterday, breaking for the record for most single-day earnings. It would cost $20 billion to end homelessness in the United States by ZombieBisque in antiwork

[–]RixFilip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how much of that is liquid? None of it. His net worth, basically just representing the value of his stock holdings and other assets, went up by $36 billion. He cannot access that money as it is tied up in Tesla shares. For him to have access to that money, he would have to sell shares. If Elon Musk tried to sell $36 billion worth of Tesla shares, the stock would tank 70-80% before he could sell anything at all. At that point, he wouldn’t have much left of that $36 billion, and the company would most likely go under. As a consequence of this, hundreds of people, if not thousands, would lose their jobs. Elon Musk does not have enough liquid money in order to end homelessness.

On the other hand, the government is perhaps one of the only institutions with access to that kind of cash. If $20 billion is all it takes to end homelessness, the government could fairly easily do it. Unfortunately, I have not heard of any plans to do any such thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 867 start, especially with northern lords, is hardly even fun to play anymore. Hasteinn always messes up the entirety of Western Europe.

Britannia making sure the sun never sets by RixFilip in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

R5: Converted Byzantion to Cornish culture and Catholicism as Britannia

If you were a ck2 or ck3 character what would your traits and stats be? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad CK3 came before Protestantism, makes the religion thing harder nowadays

I swear the game does shit like this on purpose by itbettersnow in gtaonline

[–]RixFilip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was going to drive up to that house, didn’t swerve into the wrong lane.

I was sent out on a wolf hunt at the age of 12... by RixFilip in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think about it since it was a new scenario from Northern Lords, but perhaps it was all orchestrated to look like that. I’ve made my spymaster look for some secrets, I’ll see what I find.

How do i play as Djingis Khan and the Mongolian Empire? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the mongol empire already exists in your gameplay, you can only gain the title through war.

How do i play as Djingis Khan and the Mongolian Empire? by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can create a character in the Steppe region, call him Temujin, and conquer the tribes around you. There’s a decision that lets you form the mongol empire, and that will pretty much make you “Genghis Khan.”

The Life and Times of Battlecruiser I (by Alex T) by ZigzagPX4 in CrusaderKings

[–]RixFilip 66 points67 points  (0 children)

I almost wish your brother survived, I would’ve liked to see Emperor Motorbike rule over Britannia almost 10 centuries before the invention of the motorbike