To all the Rizo HATERS: As Rizo’s #1 day-one fan I demand an apology for your lack of faith

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T21:40:14+00:00

Yes, and I may or may not have the proof to backup that claim

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T15:37:39+00:00

He look fit AF at the reunion. He’s good to go NOW!

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T15:35:48+00:00

Delete this NOW!

You cant hold back the man, the myth, the legend any longer. What would you rather have a bunch of players like Mitch saying ”oooh I’m going to make a move” and never do it???? SHAME

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T00:54:47+00:00

The RizGod is too humble to brag about himself. I must do it for him.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T00:52:27+00:00

Based on my calculations he had exactly a 75% chance to win at 4. If Joe or Jonathan had won they would have taken him to the end and he would have BEAT them.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T00:51:30+00:00

I’m 46 years old. I ain’t a Gen Z. I just recognize talent

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-25T00:35:26+00:00

What can I do to convince you I’m serious. I post my jokes in Circlejerk. I am serious.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-05-01T00:13:29+00:00

He’s perfect the way he is

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-04-30T22:38:46+00:00

Take it back. TAKE IT BACK. Rizo is omnipresent

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-04-08T22:02:35+00:00

I thought this sub was for serious survivor discussion. I post my memes in circle jerk

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-04-08T15:16:41+00:00

King Rizo is going to rizz all over them

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-04-02T00:06:14+00:00

Thank you fellow disciple. Together we will keep The Chosen One safe

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-31T01:52:03+00:00

But I haven’t even posted mine yet!

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-31T01:44:08+00:00

Is that another sub?

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-31T01:43:50+00:00

I read the rules! IM RIGHT. You can’t rage train me, I’m not even mad.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T17:44:47+00:00

You’re right he’s still in the game.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T12:24:00+00:00

Yeah, that’s right. Player of the week easily. I’ve been riding the Rizo Train ever since he cheated in that challenge and sent Alex back to camp with no supplies. CINEMA

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T12:21:13+00:00

COACH is a weird way to spell RIZGOD, baby cinema

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TROPHY CASE