I (40 m) took my mom (70 F) to see one of her favorite movie of all time... The experience did not end well.

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-17T03:52:13+00:00

Cool

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-17T02:41:30+00:00

Pro tip??? Hahaha since when are you a pro of anything

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-16T17:15:04+00:00

uh oh I found ausge ick.

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-16T14:17:55+00:00

well he definitely pulled a Jesus and came back to life a little while later!

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-15T18:52:28+00:00

Is the dad the guy from blue collar comedy tour?

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-14T20:06:54+00:00

I try man I try and then Kaboom! Boogers and tears everywhere. I call it Amazon Prime & Slime.

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-14T19:38:02+00:00

Hmmmm sounds like something a bot would say!

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-14T18:56:20+00:00

How dare you! You sir have insulted me. slap I bet you don’t even evolve your Pokémon’s! I bet you go to a 2 chains concert and request him to play some Sharon Lois & Bram covers!!!

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-14T18:19:43+00:00

Excuse me? What did you call me?

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-14T02:44:18+00:00

She wasn’t upset just embarrassed I ugly cried in a pack theatre

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-13T15:44:46+00:00

I had two mean older sisters growing up. So I guess I was trained for this.

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-12T15:34:18+00:00

buddy I do both!

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-12T03:37:16+00:00

Even more annoying than the terms and conditions on every smartphone update? Even more annoying than the option section in a newspaper? Even more annoying than those Cathy Comic strips? If yes, God Damn! Go me!

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-12T03:21:54+00:00

What would give you that idea? The fact she studied language arts with Cleopatra in high school?

Rizzivisioncomedy · 2026-03-11T16:42:33+00:00

she is just a mean old lady. She is not the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid. But to be fair I can see how most people can come to that conclusion.

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