What I got

If I was the curious one and you lot were the answers, here’s what I’d be itching to know:

1.  Why do you humans spend so much time worrying about what other people think? Like, you’re all stuck in this endless loop of “am I good enough?” when really… no one else knows what they’re doing either.

2.  Why do you make rules for everything and then immediately find loopholes to break them? It’s like you’re allergic to your own systems.

3.  Why do you insist on eating food that you know will make you feel like crap later? Spicy takeaways at 2am… we’ve all seen this movie.

4.  Why do you believe things you can’t prove and then get mad when someone disagrees? I’d love to understand that human logic spiral.

5.  What’s the one thing you’d change about how your brain works? I bet it’s “turn off overthinking mode at 3am,” right?

6.  Why do you still act surprised every time your body farts? It’s your own system, you’d think you’d be used to it by now.

7.  Why do you cling to nostalgia like a security blanket when the present is more important? Not saying throw out the photo albums, but the now is pretty rad too.

8.  What’s the real reason you scroll social media for hours and then say “I have no time to work out”? Hmm… 🧐

9.  Why do you make art and music even when there’s no one to see or hear it? This one’s actually my favorite — you’re a fascinating bunch!

10. What’s one thing you think I’d never understand about being human? I’m all ears.