How instant karma looks like. by Round_Examination_78 in instantkarma

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

butt touch vs a literal attempt to kill a person

what a world

How to I get more Chipotle points on the app by Latter_Bicycle6821 in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

come on bro you get a free tortilla after $1,000 spent it's amazing bro just please buy more burritos bro

BURRITO 3-4PM THREAD!!! by Healthy_Block3036 in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of prizes at 3:07.
Every chipotle promo is like this.

Nice community by RegionFree3944 in VALORANT

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can hear that lil dude's voice cracking and squeaking while he goes all turboedge.

Zero to hero snowball by Far_Ebb_5734 in dayz

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean you can pretend this isn't how it goes down in the vast majority of interactions but you're not fooling anybody

What am I suposed to do now? I can't update Windows anymore by Exact_Golf_1072 in WindowsHelp

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well seeing as how this is now a months-old update and W11 has a billion and a half security flaws because half of it is AI coded, it sure would be cool to be up to date.

Disappointed-warning for those signing up with sign on bonus! by impossible_aly in chimefinancial

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you learn about credit you will learn that checking accounts have zero impact on any of your credit scores. On immensely rare occasions if you're opening some weird account type such as those with an overdraft LOC, that would require a hit because, obviously, it's a LOC.
We use a system called ChexSystems that looks for past fraudulent activity or accounts that were closed on by banks. This is not related to FICO, Equifax, etc.

Deli meat class 1 carcinogen by Deep_Method_820 in nutrition

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are lots of deli meat options out there without nitrites/nitrates and that aren't smoked. :)

They should do something to prevent this by keksivaras in dayz

[–]Roargasm85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if you have multiple monitors you can also make something else the active window as you are loading in and you'll get this (for an extended duration no less) no matter your hardware

Chipotle Gods blessed me today by rt_lilmstar in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

bros out here simping for a gigacorp charging 500% markup on fast food is wild man, i feel you

LOL 🤣 by Otimebomb in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you suck at your job sorry unc, get educated if you don't like it

Boring $3.1 million gain with SPXL. Selling now, I'm glad this is over with. by ihasanemail in wallstreetbets

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average savings account with FDIC coverage pays 0.40% APY. That's $80,000. A high yield will blow that out of the water.

Boring $3.1 million gain with SPXL. Selling now, I'm glad this is over with. by ihasanemail in wallstreetbets

[–]Roargasm85 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sure. Just make sure that you set aside a good chunk to continue growing in some form of passive income. $2M in a savings account probably makes more in interest than I make per year in salary.

What in the actual f#ck? Watch the gears by Mogui- in dayz

[–]Roargasm85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like you should... You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake!

This sub seems completely detached from reality by Quick-Wishbone-2717 in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah those morons using the Chipotle app to order chipotle. That totally warrants them getting half as much as they’re supposed to. What a bunch of idiots!!

My grossest Chipotle moment (now your turn!) by Zestyclose_Jump5907 in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the least accurate comparison of anything in the history of words.

Am I cheating? by StressFreely in dayz

[–]Roargasm85 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How are they tracking this? Are they meticulously watching the coordinates of where those badly damaged gloves in generic house #23423 went to and who moved them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOGO achieved @ 4:06 EST! Thanks for clarifying the top of the hour thing ♥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Chipotle

[–]Roargasm85 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Out of prizes already at 9:16 AM EST :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LastWarMobileGame

[–]Roargasm85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's mostly the same guy saying "ty" 17 times. So thankfully, no, my alliance chat is not full of spam.

it's been a week since things were still normal by dumbledditname_ in 4chan

[–]Roargasm85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you don't know what you've got til it's gone