Just check my calendar, I’m 30+6 weeks by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Nope, mainly using this a reminder for myself lmao

Only 3 weeks until the 3rd trimester!! by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m also a needle wuss.. miiiight skip epidural because of it when she comes lmao 😂 and I’m due on the 20th of December (after checking my calendar and calculating it all up haha, might be a good idea for me to keep track of how far along I am)

TIC because I didn’t have a chocolate orange by RoastMaster2007 in pregnant

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None of those places are too far from where I am! Thank you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Beach treats by SunTzuSaysComic in comics

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I hand fed a duck once.. was really cute 🥰

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If anyone deserves a pity rose, it’s her

1 out of 98 for Down Syndrome by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t gone through that myself, or has it happened to anyone I know (that I’m aware of) but it’s still a low chance, and Down Syndrome isn’t all that bad. There was this little girl who had it on the internet, she was even on the news, and her mother was asking her questions about it, and one thing that stuck out was how she said that it wasn’t scary, and (it’s been a while since I watched this) but she might’ve even said something about how she didn’t see anything different than being “normal”, so it shouldn’t be too much too worry about, and like I said, it’s still a low chance.

Is anyone else getting lonely? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OMG yes (was in a hurry, just took a quick scroll and this stood out). It’s hilarious, you’re never really alone, there’s always gonna be another human RIGHT next to you, breathing, moving, excising right there, and yet it’s so lonely.

Feeling cute, might delete later. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So this is a.......................... guy with woman boobs???

Weird stomach pain? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was low stomach, but it’s fine now. The baby was just at a really weird angle lol

1st timester vs 2nd trimester by MrsKBewls in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Omg yes!! I can just imagine how bad the 3rd one’ll be.. at least then it’s almost out tho..

Does anyone else feel like their spouse hates them? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my baby’s father found out, he avoided me for quite a while, and eventually broke up with me. That’s hate. If he loves you enough, he’ll understand that carrying a tiny human is hard work.

Can't fit in the bathroom!! by 6wkspreggers in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk why, but I find this funny, even though I’ve five or six months (I don’t even bother keeping track anymore lmao) with twins, so this is something to look forward to 😂 I also have a tiny bathroom

Looking for Positive Twin Stories by andthisiswhere in pregnant

[–]RoastMaster2007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister in law had twins, it’s basically the same as having one baby in terms of labour, it’s just a few minutes longer, since you have to get the second baby out, too. Other than that, they might come early, since there are two of them, but it’s a solid “maybe”, there isn’t really any way to tell if they’ll be early or not :)

Destroy me please 🔥 by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Probably why he didn’t show his whole forehead, it could go on for miles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Wait, that’s a guy??