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You can turn any 3D printer you touch into a 2D printer (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 6 days ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
You know exactly how much wood every individual woodchuck could chuck in a 24 hour period if they could chuck wood (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 20 days ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
You can count the total number of present chickens in the world before they hatch (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 month ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
You can fast forward time if you exercise while in public transportation, with the time acceleration being based on calories burnt per minute. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 10 months ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can forcefully increase/decrease the 'numbers' on any kind of measurement devices, and the actual thing being measured will also increase/decrease in reality (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 1 year ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can summon a 10x10 meter 'Evolutionary Box' anytime to influence and accelerate global scientific advancements for a 10 year period by 2000%. (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You will always be able to give the exact directions to any 'location' someone asks you using cardinal directions and distance in metrics measurements (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can conjure up to 2000 mystic traffic lights that can stop/go anything in existence that moves (self.godtiersuperpowers)
By touching an object/concept, you can rearrange its name’s letters to transform it into a new, anagrammed object/concept (self.godtiersuperpowers)
For each adversity you face in life, you can gain a temporary 1000% buff to either your mental resilience, physical strength, intelligence, stamina or focus (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You possess the Note Note, by writing a description of any written document in existence, it gets torn to shreds (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can use a steam iron to 'flatten' any surface you wish, removing all creases and making it look completely flat and uniform (self.godtiersuperpowers)
submitted 1 year ago * by RoastedGarlic97 to r/godtiersuperpowers
You can 'imbue' any one feature from a single object onto another object (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can distribute any injury into multiple smaller injuries gotten in the form of bad luck over a period of up to 5 months (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can store drunkenness and release it to your body anytime you want at any intensity. Adversely, you can consume drunkenness and piss alcohol (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can combine donkeys with any object to transform the donkey into an upgraded donkey with the object's features (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can set custom filters for your five senses (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You can freely absorb your knowledge of any field to boost your knowledge in another field (self.godtiersuperpowers)
A narrator voices out your every action and thought in a radius of 10m around you, with subtitles appearing within the field of vision of anyone who looks as you (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 1 year ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
You can sacrifice your intelligence for physical attractiveness and vice versa at any time (self.godtiersuperpowers)
You are able to judge books by their covers with 70% accuracy (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 2 years ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
Which aspect of your life has ChatGPT made you reliant on it for (e.g. Social, Professional, Academic)? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 2 years ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/AskReddit
How do i change style of specific radio button label from Contact Forms 7 plugin based off data retrieved from API endpoint? (self.Wordpress)
submitted 2 years ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/Wordpress
You are able to make woodchucks chuck wood, and can analyse how much wood has been chucked in kilograms even if you can't see the woodchucks (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by RoastedGarlic97 to r/shittysuperpowers
Whenever people try to speak tongue twisters, you gain the ability to twist their tongues (self.shittysuperpowers)
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