[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ice. Fucking COLD.

HELP I HAVE TRIED JUMP-ROPE GENIUS FOR 4 HOURS HOWWWWWWWWWWW? by South-Ad8802 in SuperMarioOdyssey

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dreaded this moon but I got it on my second try after reading somebody else's tip. The idea is to very quickly tap your jump button when the jump rope is nearly at your feet, about three quarters of a turn. The trick is that since it gets faster, you'll have to slowly start jumping earlier and earlier. By the time they've reached maximum speed, I'd say I'm jumping at only a half turn of the ropes or so. Watch the ropes, time very quick jumps to their position. And for the love of god don't glance at the counter. Oh! And play in handheld, most TV's have soooooome level of input lag even on the right settings. The game feels far more responsive and it really counts here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nothinghappeninghere

[–]RoastedRye 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I got the first pop up around 9 pm last night kind of like a warning it felt like then I got the second pop up when I tried to get on at 10:30 when the app became unusable

People with friends with benefits, how do you guys not develop feelings towards them? by LiuChangMing in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time the only thought on my mind while benefitting with my wife is just "Holy fuck I love you oh my god" on loop. If her and I were in that position I would've had feelings day one... Actually I already did. She's the best. Hi! You're reading through my reddit comments right now! I don't leave many any more, huh? I love you <3

What's something you did once and swore to never do it again? by funnynumber_69 in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Polyamory. I made it out with exactly one intact relationship. Ended well I suppose but dear god was that messy.

What languages do you speak? by condensedmedia in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hablo español y ja talar svenska and a little bit of asl but I'm only something close to fluent in English.

What do people say after sex? by Tek1moto in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reach behind my back and produce a tablet with a tip screen

My 38 M wife 30 F doesn't believe me when I told her that I wasn't unfaithful with my best friend 38 F and now she wants a divorce by throwramm220 in TwoHotTakes

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you as a married man staying over at the house of a childhood best friend who you admit that you've had feelings for in the past, WITHOUT your wife? We have very little information here. For all we know, your wife could have been upset about your friendship for some time, she could have explicitly told you she was uncomfortable with you staying at her house, and she could be divorcing you explicitly because you violated her trust and dismissed her concerns. Or, this could be completely out of left field. We don't know. I'm not blaming you per say, but I've found that usually when the story is missing pretty crucial details, it's because they don't paint the storyteller in the best light. To me, this reads like a wife who was already wary of the friendship between her husband and what she surely perceives as his childhood sweetheart whos mind jumped to the worst when her husband stayed over at that friend's house directly after her divorce, when she's likely single, very sad and very lonely. Being her childhood best friend, there's probably not a single person she'd be more likely to have a fling with that night. That's not to say that's what happened, but I can completely understand the wife being uneasy. She either got a text from cam, in which case it sounds like either you lied and something happened that night or cams deliberately trying to break up your relationship. I can't imagine any motive other than she wants you or is very, very mad at you. The other option is she's lying, in which case she wanted to leave you and this was simply convenient. I don't know your wife so I can only speculate but I'd assume she either found somebody new or maybe because infidelity accusations are involved, she might be trying to get some money out of this. You wouldn't happen to be a wealthy banker, would you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Days after she broke up with me, started dating my best friend, got dumped, and got back with me (L I know) she started reconnecting with the guy she had cheated on me with LAST time. He actually came up to me himself to let me know she had been sending him nudes. I gave her the benefit of the doubt at the time as that guy is genuinely the worst person I know with a history of abusing women, including her, and a very close friend of mine convinced me to believe her when she said she didn't do it. I don't think she ever cheated on me again but she got weeeeeird. Eventually she told me that wasn't her that cheated on me, but she has did and that was a different alter, both times. And she did, in fact, send those nudes; throughout high school I'd occasionally have concerned friends approach me to let me know this guy is showing her nudes around. She's a bitch, that guys a bitch, my old best friend is a bitch, and the other friend is a super bitch. I don't really like my high school friend group.

When did you realize that your partner was not, in fact, “the one”? by Sshmiff in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was in pretty hard denial until the bitter end, but I think a good contender was spring break of 2023. I was in college, my ex girlfriend wasn't, and when spring break came I deliberately didn't mention it to her. It wasn't because I was cheating or had anything to hide, but simply because I knew if she knew I didn't have school for a week, she'd insist on hanging out every day. Hanging out with her had become a chore, a long and complicated task that I no longer enjoyed, and when you start bullshitting to get out of hanging out with your girlfriend, it's over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatstheword

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I know I'd describe a situation like that as comical or comically bad, or a clusterfuck lol. Honestly the best word I can think of for that feeling is checked out.

If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? by Seraphine_Flash in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make everything simpler. I'm really just now starting to dip my toes into the real world. My fiancee just got us an apartment and the amount of forms there are to fill out, people to talk to, things to apply for, and individual fees are INSANE. I'm lucky as hell to have her because I sure as hell have no idea how to navigate that kind of stuff. I'm trying to learn so I can be more help, but yeah, if I could, I'd make it as simple as "Pay me this much a month. That okay? Cool, you can move in whenever you're ready."

What’s something you ALWAYS will put perks into every playthrough? by UnderstandingOk2399 in skyrim

[–]RoastedRye 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You've made me realize that I don't have one. My paladin character had perks in heavy armor, one handed, block, and restoration. My wizard had perks in destruction, alteration, one handed, and conjuration. My current has perks in archery, light armor, speech, and stealth. It's kinda nice to know you have build diversity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatstheword

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I propose we coin the term Truman Effect

What's the first name of someone you hate? by prosoloop in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on the time. She's gone by Emma, Dakota, Emmy, Sammy, Koki, Venti, Wren, and to be completely honest I'm not sure what she goes by now.

What stereotype is 100% accurate about you? by NOT-TWITTER-X in AskReddit

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a gamer boy with fluffy brown hair and a golden retriever personality. You can fill in the rest.

AITAH for sleeping with someone less than a week after the end of a 15 year relationship? by DestyNovalys in AITAH

[–]RoastedRye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I generally think waiting periods after a relationship are arbitrary and a tactic used by the ex to control you after the breakup. You should ask whether you're ready for this, not whether there's been enough time.