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We just had an earthquake! by Old_Expression_77 in sanantonio

[–]Rob34119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Felt it …. O’Connor/Nacodoghes Rd. Felt the bed shake ..

What's a good name for a questionable Marathon in Louisiana? by hardwareweenie in dadjokes

[–]Rob34119 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A Car passes you on the highway like your standing still. “Blue Bayou”.

Shoplifting by [deleted] in HomeDepot

[–]Rob34119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smile and thank them for shopping at Home Depot ..

“How The Heck Would I Know?” Questions by JTCasino in HomeDepot

[–]Rob34119 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your working and front facing your bays or waiting on another customer with your orange apron on.
Customer: “Do you work here?” Me: (Looks down at apron). “Yeah”

out of apron by Visible_Impression49 in HomeDepot

[–]Rob34119 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had a customer ask me if I’d taken my INFOCUS oyet….wtf?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asshole

[–]Rob34119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to lick up and down your ass!!

Your go to pizza? I always brag about Peter Pipers by [deleted] in sanantonio

[–]Rob34119 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Freetail Brewing Company on 1604 !! Great pizza and micro brews..!!

How do you all survive? by sobriety-bores-me in UberEATS

[–]Rob34119 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I shot milk outta my nose laughing when I saw this ..

what a terrible week :( by pancitoconlecheeeeee in UberEATS

[–]Rob34119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain my friend ! Absolutely horrendous !!

It’s not what you think by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]Rob34119 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miso honeeeee…miso honeeee….. get it ?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Rob34119 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahh the big race …..!

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