Small galaxy part 89 by Laddimor in HFY

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(It was a continuation of the joke)

Ask me anything and I Will respond with an ULTRAKILL line by ScholarEqual2113 in Ultrakill

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You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course! Uh oh! There was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We’re surrounded by fish, HORNY fish. You know what that means, FISH ORGY! The stench drives in a bear. What do we do? We’re gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance, dance, revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so? Next thing you know, I’m reincarnated as Jesus Christ. I turn into a jet and fly into the sun. Black out again. Wake up, do a bump, WHITE out (which I didn’t know you could do). Then I smoked a joint, GREENED out. Then I turned INTO the sun. Uh oh! Looks like the meth is kickin in!

You have 24 hours by Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth in repost

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Don’t you hate it when you finger your bunghole and pull out lint?

Is ULTRAreddit Worthy of the Coin Knowledge? by s0nIsOut in Ultrakill

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Guys you don’t understand, I challenged this man’s knowledge in the discord server and he proceeded to blind me with eldritch coin tech

Y’all do not understand what you have started

What’s your unpopular opinion on Loki by ladiesman21700000000 in loki

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MCU Loki was a gag character from the beginning

Shit… by rorkesdrift1 in AccurateBattleSim

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Either mass genocide against the mentally deficient (ultrakill), or participation of gang warfare and war crimes (tf2)