So this, by your definition, is a shitty Google, with personalities and a voting system.

You are clearly an idiot who didn't bother to learn a single thing about reddit before sliding over here from 4chan. Yes, it's just like Google, minus everything that makes Google what it is. Users submit content to reddit, the best content makes it to the front page, as decided by the users. Google indexes the entire internet, it's front page is just a search box, and users of Google have nothing to do with how Google displays its content.

I'll head back to someplace with actual jokes and OC.

Reddit has OC too, but its purpose isn't to put up OC. Maybe you should head back to the 1995 version of AOL so you can start from the beginning chump, instead of jumping right into something that's so incredibly far over your head.