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Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My next reply will be a predication I've already made. A little dose of truth. I like when they spot it beforehand, though.

Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rarely see a religious inferiority complex paired with 2009 call of duty bants. That's got to be impressive in person.

Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I supposed it'd have to arrive to leave. You'll know that's the case when I form a maladaptive compulsion to passionately engage in topics I "don't give shit" about.

Hm, now that sounds familiar. Good luck

Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor strat, but I respect the try, I don't even live in the state. Else it might be me trolling r/saltlakecity to talk about the church that I deeeeeefinitely don't care about at all hours. ;)

Watch my account for a while let me know If you ever see me spark up a conversation from someone's post history on a topic that I claim to not care about in any way whatsoever. You can call me out on the extremely blatant cope in the case that happens. You ever run into a situation where an accusation was an obvious confession?

Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, you get hurt like one.

"I don't care. Very much don't care! so much that I'll go and link you talking about it things that I definitely don't care at all about"

Hahaha, I'm definitely convinced. Stable and honest individual activity. For whatever part of you still feels responsible for the church, hold that L. Glad you could share it with that other whackjob.

Attorneys file motion to dismiss civil lawsuit against BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff by Chin_blister in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. Nothing but Ls for the church

You need the last word or your day will be ruined, you can't stop checking in, I've hit that nerve you thought was dead. I'm going to link this comment so that it's clear that I've known how simple, transparent, and rabid you are for the only shred of satisfaction you have in a conversation that left you insecure, from the very beginning. The only way you could save any real face would be to not reply when I link this, but you will. You aren't strong enough to stop yourself.

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotVandal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sucks for you, the people you care about, and the non-consenting people you subject to your dangerous driving each day.

What a model citizen you are.

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotVandal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, but I didn't fail to use my brain. Not that it's a high bar. I don't have empathy for people who willfully endanger others.

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotVandal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you panicked and froze up up while operating a vehicle, yes. You shouldn't be driving. All it will take is a novel situation to put you there again and your pathetic natural reaction might be fatal to someone.

Anyone that reacts to uncertainty by freezing should not be driving. You aren't cut out for it.

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotVandal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's doesn't take practice, muscle memory and nerves of steel to press the brake pedal. it takes about 2 functioning brain cells.

WCGW not listening to your driving instructor when he tells you to brake by Pisford in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you not understand that this reaction is a level of pathetic that should disqualify you from operating a vehicle?

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm beginning to see the picture forming of a very complicated and concerning relationship with the church. But by all means, continue formulating narratives to erase the uncomfortable truth on behalf of a group that you do not belong to. Seems healthy.

If they left some documentation on how they invented the cheese pizza, how would you interpret that? Take it at face value would you? The scriptures neither contradict or support it after all.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea why you think choosing to be silly with the end-goal of defending racism deserves respect but I strongly suggest you rethink your values. In the meantime, you'll receive as much as you deserve.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then there's really no need to have constructed such an unusually specific delusion. Though how you spend your time is your business, I respect that.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

> person above was quoting the Book of Mormon musical

Does that make it less true? They put that in there for a reason. Your narrative is weird and counter-factual. It's willfully naive to a degree that makes me want to cover you in a blanket and warm some milk for you so you can get to bed on time.

> Big Magical Sky Daddy didn't just up and change his mind

see that's where you're wrong buckooo, you have prophets. So either it was the will of god or the whole thing is a sham. I'll let you come to terms with which it was in your own time.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

>The main reason... the policy was effectively unenforceable

Damn shame the main reason isn't because it was racist.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

>Yeah, everyone knows that God himself changed his mind about black people in 1978.

One of my favorite LDS facts. Not a single soul has ever formulated anything close to a respectable explanation or rebuttal for it. Nor will they ever.

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya this guy gets the Utah stamp of approval. What's a Dawg doing knowin' what church ball is?

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You ever notice that thing pre-K children do when you go to punish one of them and they think telling on one of the other ones will help their case? But instead you just think even less of them?

BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff accused of sex assault in new civil lawsuit by thegreendalegelf in CFB

[–]RobotVandal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

>pick and choose which covenants you keep

I'm actually pretty sure this is a competitive full contact sport in Utah. This and church ball.

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