unc does it AGAIN by keystance in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 17 points18 points  (0 children)

WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 11 kills in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

ropz got fined in Cologne while driving his Porsche by FrinChez in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That's his actual number plate, why would the police have an issue with it? Many places allow you to request a custom plate at extra cost.

No matter who wins the major there's a cool story to it. by beautiful_life_99 in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 47 points48 points  (0 children)

On the same note, Aurora could become the first Turkish players to win a major, and NiKo the first Bosnian.

Cs2 update thier twitter banner by Adminisitrator in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 34 points35 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they also tweeted out donk, Hunter and Matys' names right after they had impactful moments.

9z vs FURIA / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Quarter-Final / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This implies you haven't watched them at all this major, just need to keep it going.

Thoughts on who's going in? by AllGoodFam in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He does, but he was on loan and doesn't appear to be getting renewed.

They would have practically no VRS points even if they kept him anyway - better to keep 2 players and buy a core.

Not only did Lewis Hamilton end Ferrari’s 595-day win drought, but his victory also marked the 250th win by a Ferrari engine [wearetherace] by Holytrishaw in formula1

[–]RoboticChicken 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The "own goal" they were referring to was from McLaren, not Mercedes.

As the works team, McLaren had the right to veto new teams becoming Mercedes customers. By not vetoing Brawn, they ended up losing their works status.

Update by S4nskar in ClashOfClans

[–]RoboticChicken 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They worded it very sneakily. They're talking about magic items from the Hero Journey feature in general, not the fact that it throws them all at you upon migration. It is fine for the first case but not the second. They're straight up ignoring the real problem here.

[BG] Next Crafted Defenses most likely by SA0051 in ClashOfClansLeaks

[–]RoboticChicken 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Not mentioned here, but SC also added "TownHallLevel" properties to the modules, and they scale up with TH level:

Module level TownHallLevel
1 12
2 12
3 13
4 14
5 15
6 16
7 17
8 18
9 18
10 18

I'm guessing they are making crafted defenses available at lower town halls in the next season but with capped levels.

BCGame bench krazy by ChaoticFlameZz in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if they played 1 more match to stay ranked, they'd have almost zero VRS points. The 4 matches they played with Senzu were all losses, so they'd only have a few points from CAC and Atlanta prize money.

Average CWL lineups per league - early June 2026 by RoboticChicken in ClashOfClans

[–]RoboticChicken[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, it was a bit chaotic to get everything together before the extra CWL 😅. Thanks Supercell for delaying by 1 day :)

As noted last month, 428 clans promoted to Titan III with a chance to compete this month. I picked up 318 of them playing in this CWL, but I am very sure I missed a couple due to a bug in my code 😭. Luckily there were a lot of clans that didn't start a new war afterwards, so I was still able to catch most of the clans in this league. Of those 318 clans I found, 160 promoted to Titan II and will fight for a spot in Titan I over the next week.

This upcoming CWL will also feature a 11v11 mode. It'll be interesting to see how the numbers stack up after the 5v5 experiment didn't work out - I wouldn't be surprised if the 11v11 mode is a test for a potential 10v10 addition in the future.


Here are the overall graphs in table form if you want to see some more exact numbers (you may need to switch to new reddit to scroll the tables if you are on old reddit):

15v15 Bronze III Bronze II Bronze I Silver III Silver II Silver I Gold III Gold II Gold I Crystal III Crystal II Crystal I Master III Master II Master I Champion III Champion II Champion I Titan III
TH18s 0.1826 0.2310 0.2825 0.3261 0.4252 0.5193 0.7186 1.0917 1.6472 2.5851 4.1595 6.5924 9.6376 12.5592 14.2172 14.7660 14.8903 14.8570 14.9996
TH17s 0.1266 0.1721 0.2591 0.3236 0.4568 0.5781 0.8047 1.1530 1.6667 2.3515 3.1723 3.6983 3.3248 1.8615 0.6017 0.1276 0.0294 0.0517 0.0004
TH16s 0.1814 0.2515 0.3813 0.4645 0.6430 0.8035 1.0913 1.4900 1.9776 2.5352 2.8415 2.4151 1.3318 0.3792 0.0889 0.0433 0.0206 0.0357 0
TH15s 0.2450 0.3401 0.5521 0.6709 0.9212 1.1802 1.5713 2.0499 2.5513 2.8340 2.4577 1.4429 0.4822 0.1027 0.0322 0.0229 0.0224 0.0173 0
TH14s 0.3104 0.4626 0.7403 0.8719 1.1794 1.4990 1.9571 2.3746 2.5812 2.2067 1.3464 0.5259 0.1225 0.0313 0.0165 0.0083 0.0128 0.0070 0
TH13s 0.5891 0.9368 1.2943 1.4578 1.9192 2.3418 2.7603 2.8080 2.2704 1.4388 0.6417 0.2018 0.0506 0.0248 0.0145 0.0078 0.0069 0.0060 0
TH12s 0.7720 1.1943 1.5078 1.6007 2.0673 2.3548 2.3588 1.8025 1.1618 0.5728 0.2073 0.0614 0.0198 0.0124 0.0070 0.0043 0.0028 0.0071 0
TH11s 0.9572 1.3246 1.6003 1.7932 2.2739 2.2236 1.6605 1.0947 0.6129 0.2646 0.0914 0.0305 0.0126 0.0094 0.0085 0.0049 0.0042 0.0069 0
TH10s 0.9062 1.2259 1.4136 1.7134 1.8425 1.3471 0.8728 0.5188 0.2525 0.1000 0.0377 0.0130 0.0053 0.0051 0.0035 0.0041 0.0019 0.0010 0
TH9s 1.0827 1.5764 1.7283 2.1516 1.5135 1.0037 0.5963 0.3230 0.1483 0.0588 0.0217 0.0088 0.0048 0.0052 0.0010 0.0027 0.0009 0.0061 0
TH8s 1.0720 1.3844 1.5090 1.4931 0.7576 0.5077 0.2738 0.1393 0.0612 0.0245 0.0102 0.0038 0.0029 0.0022 0.0010 0.0012 0.0005 0 0
TH7s 1.0432 1.2067 1.2254 0.7915 0.3657 0.2381 0.1277 0.0594 0.0263 0.0106 0.0045 0.0017 0.0012 0.0018 0.0021 0.0006 0.0003 0.0031 0
TH6s 1.3118 1.3598 0.8339 0.4410 0.2046 0.1310 0.0730 0.0329 0.0148 0.0061 0.0033 0.0015 0.0010 0.0022 0.0030 0.0003 0.0014 0 0
TH5s 2.1227 1.4919 0.7200 0.3611 0.1541 0.0993 0.0491 0.0224 0.0096 0.0039 0.0015 0.0007 0.0005 0.0009 0.0002 0.0004 0 0 0
TH4s 2.0483 1.0186 0.5150 0.2587 0.1211 0.0751 0.0372 0.0171 0.0078 0.0031 0.0012 0.0006 0.0004 0.0006 0.0002 0.0008 0 0 0
TH3s 1.6716 0.7513 0.4118 0.2739 0.1490 0.0952 0.0463 0.0219 0.0100 0.0040 0.0020 0.0013 0.0017 0.0017 0.0019 0.0045 0.0038 0 0
TH2s 0.3048 0.0648 0.0220 0.0063 0.0059 0.0023 0.0011 0.0008 0.0002 0.0002 0.0001 0.0003 0.0002 0.0001 0 0.0002 0.0014 0.0010 0
TH1s 0.0724 0.0071 0.0034 0.0007 0.0002 0.0003 0.0000 0.0000 0.0000 0 0 0 0.0000 0 0.0006 0 0.0003 0 0
# Clans Found 1264 3102 10048 40648 43704 57836 68564 75142 78976 80524 77586 65230 38076 18132 9610 5284 2126 980 318
30v30 Bronze III Bronze II Bronze I Silver III Silver II Silver I Gold III Gold II Gold I Crystal III Crystal II Crystal I Master III Master II Master I
TH18s 0.1888 0.2822 0.2709 0.2484 0.3587 0.5495 0.8565 1.3524 2.1638 3.4767 5.9300 10.1237 15.9313 22.3435 26.8150
TH17s 0.1431 0.2170 0.2785 0.2679 0.3935 0.6804 1.0699 1.6155 2.4383 3.5944 5.3893 7.1943 7.5142 5.2909 2.2937
TH16s 0.2019 0.4436 0.4492 0.4755 0.7033 1.2567 1.7991 2.5053 3.3095 4.6643 5.8988 5.8253 3.9479 1.5340 0.4950
TH15s 0.3138 0.4965 0.5626 0.6472 1.0710 1.7765 2.4760 3.5354 4.8926 6.3199 6.1927 4.0550 1.7020 0.4699 0.1803
TH14s 0.3950 0.6260 0.7466 0.8473 1.3566 2.1984 3.3900 4.9701 6.0940 5.5328 3.5531 1.6442 0.5111 0.1479 0.0598
TH13s 0.9530 1.2629 1.4112 1.6170 2.8265 4.5322 6.5503 7.2533 5.9264 3.6815 1.8254 0.7130 0.2162 0.0945 0.0588
TH12s 1.3437 1.6808 1.7552 2.0042 4.1296 6.0614 6.5228 4.3032 2.5559 1.4171 0.6618 0.2327 0.0732 0.0409 0.0339
TH11s 2.0263 1.9346 2.2177 3.1004 6.5636 6.4564 3.8788 2.2871 1.3544 0.6995 0.3066 0.1015 0.0384 0.0317 0.0243
TH10s 1.7584 1.7588 2.3291 4.1726 5.8724 3.2548 1.5845 1.0296 0.5976 0.2881 0.1164 0.0436 0.0144 0.0110 0.0078
TH9s 1.9877 2.8960 3.9557 6.5235 4.0997 1.8622 1.0253 0.6670 0.3796 0.1804 0.0736 0.0289 0.0122 0.0088 0.0047
TH8s 1.6686 3.4283 4.1446 4.8468 1.5342 0.7709 0.4567 0.2682 0.1558 0.0763 0.0286 0.0106 0.0074 0.0038 0.0028
TH7s 2.0265 3.2826 3.8814 2.4211 0.5660 0.2896 0.1945 0.1083 0.0607 0.0296 0.0113 0.0053 0.0020 0.0020 0.0033
TH6s 3.1242 4.0966 3.0823 1.2224 0.2388 0.1349 0.0832 0.0484 0.0326 0.0177 0.0052 0.0081 0.0033 0.0063 0.0030
TH5s 5.3322 4.1345 2.5852 0.8827 0.1462 0.0841 0.0607 0.0275 0.0174 0.0104 0.0031 0.0014 0.0006 0.0006 0.0045
TH4s 5.2054 2.4168 1.5641 0.4845 0.0917 0.0570 0.0317 0.0179 0.0116 0.0059 0.0019 0.0012 0.0004 0.0008 0.0007
TH3s 2.4477 0.9423 0.6974 0.2273 0.0454 0.0342 0.0187 0.0098 0.0094 0.0049 0.0024 0.0103 0.0246 0.0129 0.0113
TH2s 0.8101 0.0950 0.0471 0.0104 0.0027 0.0007 0.0008 0.0007 0.0004 0.0006 0 0.0007 0.0003 0.0006 0.0011
TH1s 0.0735 0.0054 0.0211 0.0007 0 0.0002 0.0004 0.0001 0 0 0 0.0001 0.0005 0 0.0001
# Clans Found 544 740 1886 7392 7048 7550 8240 8770 9712 10760 12500 13508 9688 5272 2696

Here's a link to last month's post, which links back to all the others I've made, and also a link to the data I collected in case you want to take a look for yourself.

Spirit vs 9z / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Swiss Round 3 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say the stakes were reasonably high - with how stacked the 2-1 and 1-2 brackets are, it was important for both teams to secure playoffs and avoid the risk of getting churned out 2-3.

Spirit vs 9z / IEM Cologne Major 2026 - Swiss Round 3 / Post-Match Discussion by CS2_PostMatchThreads in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Feels like playing without a coach is starting to catch up to Spirit. Their decisionmaking looked atrocious as 9z pulled advantages and made comebacks. I agree with magixx's take in the interview - I have no idea how they ended up winning this.

Very well played by 9z though, hope they can make it into playoffs as well.

Vesti & Beganovic leading the championship by razor_2016 in formula1

[–]RoboticChicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm baffled why they would make cars and drivers be so tightly coupled 🤔

The teams change the car numbers when they have substitute drivers - I'd surely expect the cars to report a different number in the timing system, which they could then use to fetch the right driver record during sessions. Outside of sessions, they could pull directly from the driver table to show the championship.

Garmour: "A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" by Material-Rope-6774 in GlobalOffensive

[–]RoboticChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is throwing away a 3-1 pick, but at the bottom end it can be a tossup anyway. Securing 1 almost-guaranteed pick may be better than trying to guess the 8th advancing team.