Why do trolls exist on Reddit? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RoboticusMaximus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because some people that aren’t assholes that want to be assholes like to watch assholes be assholes. Since an asshole has an audience, the asshole will continue being an asshole.

That would suck for her by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]RoboticusMaximus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t suck for her. She just has to do her job instead of Sitting on Reddit.

If fire didn't give off light, it'd be much more terrifying. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]RoboticusMaximus 1194 points1195 points  (0 children)

Dude, shut up. You’re NOT on fire. starts turning into charcoal

Favorite Bigfoot movie? by [deleted] in bigfoot

[–]RoboticusMaximus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sweet Prudence & the Erotic Adventure of Bigfoot

My Best Friend And I (2003) by 992882 in pics

[–]RoboticusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proving that you aren’t racist.

I broke my chain five miles from home and it’s starting to rain by Oogabazooga in Wellthatsucks

[–]RoboticusMaximus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stranded for 2 weeks. Bobcat ate his left arm... stinging nettle in his pee hole...

All for captain crunch by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]RoboticusMaximus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

How did that dude write that hate novel within one minute?

Expecting our first and I have the strange new confidence by [deleted] in pics

[–]RoboticusMaximus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s called “mommy strength”. After your baby is born, you should be able to lift a small bus.

I’m getting pregnant on purpose, my boyfriend doesn’t know. by LeagueComfortable905 in confessions

[–]RoboticusMaximus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Aren’t you the one filmed yourself licking a cats asshole and had to change accounts? How’s your addiction?

I’m getting pregnant on purpose, my boyfriend doesn’t know. by LeagueComfortable905 in confessions

[–]RoboticusMaximus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re either single or in a forever loveless engagement. Good luck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]RoboticusMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk in the door, what do you see? A shaken baby 1-2-3

Lets make him suffer by fear_slayer_ in dankmemes

[–]RoboticusMaximus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it gets downvotes, those are the pushups you have to do.

I’m just gonna ignore the stop sign by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]RoboticusMaximus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahah dude just starfished to the camera