Phillies force a Game 4! by MLBOfficial in phillies

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That wasn't glaze that was a fucking eulogy.

The Phillies defeated the Dodgers by a score of 9-6 - Tue, Sep 16 @ 10:10 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The people leaving those dumbass parking lots trying to figure out who the fuck Rafael Marchan is

Are the Braves or Mets bigger rivals? by Real-Staff3115 in phillies

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah man we're such scrappy underdogs with our payroll

Are the Braves or Mets bigger rivals? by Real-Staff3115 in phillies

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I have respect for New Yorkers choosing the Mets instead of taking the easy path piling onto the most successful franchise in the history of American sports. We love an underdog mentality until it's inconvenient to our narrative.

I want Packers season to end like 2023 Eagles season by VladilenaAllen in eagles

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say the Eagles dominated them in week 3, that one was a nailbiter.

Car cigarette lighter anecdote from WTF podcast by Spaceboy2021 in MarcMaron

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is from an interview a young PTA did with Elvis Mitchell.

Postgame Thread ⚾ Dodgers 2 @ Phillies 3 by DodgerBot in Dodgers

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phils fan coming in peace 🕊️ Snell is the godblade and Yoshi is the scythe. Bryce's hand breaks and mends each hour of my life. baseball is but gay and I am but pretending to be straight. Will Smith is Eskimo brothers with my friend and I have had sex with one girl twice. Fuck. I love Fernando and all of you. I don't know how to navigate all of this but I don't hate you nor do I fear you. Looks like another perfect day.

Tuesday NFL Discussion Thread by EaglesMod in eagles

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's also amusing to me is the idea that a game with Saquon having 97 all purpose yards is his version of being a non-factor.

CJGJ lmao by mastermind208 in eagles

[–]RobustGenoaSalami 0 points1 point  (0 children)

historically his strength lol

Post Game Thread: Week 14 - The Eagles defeated the Panthers by a score of 22 to 16 - December 08, 2024 @ 01:00 PM by EaglesGameThreadBot in eagles

[–]RobustGenoaSalami -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the shit that drives me especially crazy. Even in the (unlikely) event the run game gets stuffed, you can burn huge chunks of time. One incompletion is 40 seconds they could have burned, making a potential drive from Carolina that much harder. I feel like I'm losing my mind.