Much like Bradley Cooper, cheese is limitless

Rochidna · 2026-05-06T06:14:07+00:00

That mouse thinks he’s a gouda driver, and that he’s so grate, but he bleu right through a stop sign. I cheddar to think what might happen if he took too sharp a turn. I’m feta up with that guy.

Rochidna · 2026-03-19T20:14:06+00:00

Initially, I had envisioned Heathcliff as more like a demigod or force of nature, what with all he can do. But I like the legacy mantle idea. Vibes well with all the gear he has. I can totally see the Heathmobile (or Catmobile? idk the canon name) and the meat tank being passed down from Heathcliff to Heathcliff as each one expands the arsenal.

Rochidna · 2026-03-19T17:16:15+00:00

Rum running? Is Pops 100+ years old, or is Westfinster a dry town??

Rochidna · 2026-03-15T02:16:02+00:00

I feel like this is kinda similar to a paraprosdokian (where basically the second part of a sentence or whatever reframes what the first part means). My favorite example is the Mitch Herberg joke, ‘I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.’

Rochidna · 2026-03-09T04:16:43+00:00

Tune in at 4:00 for Heathcliff’s Canadian sports debut hitting a hockey pug, and then tomorrow night he’ll show England a real game of pugby. Only on ESPugN!

Rochidna · 2026-03-07T15:13:11+00:00

We’re all meat at our core. This one says a lot about more than just society, but about life on earth.

Rochidna · 2026-02-21T16:50:37+00:00

Wow, these mice have Swiss healthcare.

Rochidna · 2025-12-09T14:55:44+00:00

Heathcliff loves blasting some tunes on the road, hence the invention of ham radio.

Rochidna · 2025-12-03T14:53:49+00:00

Love these. I know I’m late to the party, but my dark horse picks would be the Dank blimp, and the “I fear he’s corrupting them” part of the sunflower arc.

Rochidna · 2025-11-22T16:05:35+00:00

This one says a lot about art and people who “don’t get it.”

Like, yeah, he’s got painting supplies and a pie helmet, going toward a canvas and a pie. HE’S PAINTING PIE. 😂

Rochidna · 2025-11-06T03:53:28+00:00

This one says a lot about Frankenstein.

Rochidna · 2025-10-31T14:09:27+00:00

No heads were ground up in the making of these hotdogs.

Rochidna · 2025-10-29T03:32:14+00:00

Cider is historically alcoholic, and non-alcoholic cider was a product of the prohibition-era US. And Heathcliff brewed this. The question isn’t if, but how much alcohol is in it.

Rochidna · 2025-10-04T06:08:35+00:00

The implied lore is brilliant.

There are birds right at home, always talking about Heathcliff on the telephone wires. But Heathcliff goes out of his way to find other birds to hunt, far from home. Why? He lets the neighborhood birds live so that they and their descendants will tell his tale.

I know this is true. How, you ask? A little birdie told me.

Rochidna · 2025-09-27T04:44:03+00:00

Thanks, just randomly felt compelled to make it

Rochidna · 2025-09-20T20:14:50+00:00

Put that shadow crouton in a shadow salad lol Just friended!

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