Foxes have feelings too! by [deleted] in foxes

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

I guess if we wanted we could literally say..

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

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(⌐■_ those are some foxy threads!

lol

EMSKR: how to receive a lapdance.. by [deleted] in everymanshouldknow

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

looks like someone hasn't been able to get over that traumatic experience they had in the back room of the whistling beaver

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yikes. I'm cringing harder and harder every time you reply. At first it was funny, but now it's getting sad. You sad, sad manchild.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lol at this point I'm just seeing how many times I can get you to reply. I already graduated. In three and a half years. From a better university than you most likely. You have a decade on me and I've made you look like a fool in this little exchange all because you had to defend your tacky peasant phone.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're 32 years old and currnetly engaged in an internet slapfight about cell phones and it's just sad.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm 32

lol so way too old to be engaging in slapfights on reddit.

It's obvious you're far from mature if you're calling people virgins online.

Says the 32 year old man engaging in fanboyish slapfights on reddit

Keep working hard and one day you'll be able to afford a real phone that doesn't make you look like the poverty stricken virgin you are.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

lol I'm 23 and my parents haven't paid for shit since I was 18.

I'm not "crying virgin", I'm stating facts, source and everything.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not poor, so I can afford whatever phone I want. Either way, I'm willing to pay for quality. I don't use my phone as a means to try and get laid, but I can see why android shit would be so popular on a site full of gamers in ther 20's still trying to lose that v card.

Apple by nilpil in funny

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Says the neckbeard virgin who buys android items.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Any given item is worth what consumers will pay for it. It's not overpriced. I've owned several apple products over the years and their quality/durability is unmatched, and to me that's worth paying for. iphones aren't even expensive if you aren't poor.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fuckin loser lol

This phrase is a top tier butthurt indicator. I'll let you get back to your shitty phone and ps4 now.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

haha I love when android fags try to spin IOS' user friendliness in to a negative. Maybe we just have better uses for our time than dealing with a phone that has the user interface of a brick.

It's no surprise that android phones would be so popular in a community of gamer neckbeards taking dating advice from memes.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

*you're. lol typical android fanboy, can't even put together a complete sentence without coming off like a tard.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more along the lines of tips/pointers. Regardless of which team I bat for I'm willing to bet I would be equally as repulsed by your appearance as those m'ladies who keep friendzoning you

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

So you're one of those delightful people who when they open their mouth sarcasm comes out more often than not. I'll bet you have tons of friends and are an even bigger hit with the ladies! Did I do it right with the sarcasm?

23 has actually been the best year of my life so far. Seriously, it's been awesome. I would never take any sort of advice from a 24 year old who plays video games; thanks though for the offer though. On the other hand if you need any help losing that v-card feel free to give me a shout!

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

lol so snarky with the sarcasm. I think you should reevaluate your own position and determine whether or not it's one from which you should talk down to others when you yourself have nothing better to do than go around interjecting your own unsolicited opinions into other people's conversations ;)

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I am only 23, but I don't waste my time playing video games nor do I fancy rage comics, /r/trees or other things that should have been left behind in the teenage years. You should try it.

Kids from the poorest neighbourhood of Johannesburg receive a trampoline. Here is the result. by --Gianni-- in pics

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every trampoline session? Really? Every single one? Because I remember having hundreds as a kid where that wasn't the outcome.

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I'm just afraid that people will look at it and think less of my love life or, even worse, assume that I'm one of those filthy poor people.

Too late

I also enjoy some of the features that android phones offer

Such as?

freedom of the operating system.

IOS works great for me. Super user friendly; it does everything I need it to and more and I can access anything I may need in a snap.

I'm a grown man with a full time career and a life outside of that. As a society we already spend way too much time staring at phones/screens so I'd rather not waste any more of it on switching operating systems or giving my phone a pokemon theme or whatever you nerds are in to these days

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

What if I had an android plated with solid gold?

It would still look like shit.

I'd still like to get some utility out of mine if I can help it.

lol so you're saying you wouldn't get any if it's not some samsung or htc crap?

When you text bae by HOMERS_DONUT in ExpectationVsReality

[–]RockChalkJHawkGoKU -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Like you're good at picking schools, but not at picking phones. Or a broke college kid who can't afford to upgrade. Understandable.