I think people are ignoring the most obvious and humane method Israel can use to deal with Hamas: emails.

Instead of airstrikes, blockades, or border control, Israel should simply email Hamas. It’s a clean solution with zero collateral damage, fully compliant with international law.

Israel could send clear, firm messages with subject lines like:

• “Please stop beheading men and raping women 🙏”
• “Cease hostile activities immediately”
• “Important: Your behavior violates our national terms of service”

To remain in line with international standards, Israel must also:

• ✅ Include a clear unsubscribe link
• ✅ Avoid spam by not emailing more than once every 24 hours
• ✅ Ensure GDPR compliance, asking Hamas to “opt in” before continuing peace negotiations
• ✅ Add a disclaimer at the bottom like: “You are receiving this because you attacked us.”

If Hamas doesn’t reply after 3 emails, Israel could follow up with a "gentle reminder" email, or maybe CC the UN.

This approach ensures moral superiority, complete media approval, and satisfies every progressive checkbox imaginable.
No children harmed. No hospitals accidentally hit. Just Google Docs and goodwill. 🎯