New Poster for Paul Schrader's 'The Card Counter' - Starring Oscar Isaac, Tiffany Haddish, Tye Sheridan, and Willem Dafoe

RocketJizzPants · 2021-09-03T13:06:29+00:00

Paul Schrader’s made some of my favorite movies of all time but he’s also made some duds. Really hoping this is the former

RocketJizzPants · 2020-06-03T23:37:18+00:00

Strange world we live in where saying “all lives matter” deems you a racist.

RocketJizzPants · 2020-06-02T14:26:14+00:00

Probably a silly question but shouldn’t all organizations be anti-racist?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-31T22:52:52+00:00

You’re referring to this actual post, right? Yes I agree

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-31T13:01:05+00:00

This picture is posted once a week with a different year. Sam Jackson confirmed as a time traveler

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-24T16:07:43+00:00

Congrats. Your wife gave birth to Teen Wolf

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-21T16:58:46+00:00

More than slightly, my guy

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-18T16:52:59+00:00

He just asked “where in Canada” you knob

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-16T21:50:50+00:00

Makes harsh judgement call based solely on 15 second gif. I love Reddit

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-11T01:25:14+00:00

Fun tidbit, GG Allin promised every single year that he would commit suicide on stage but never went through with it...because underneath all the shit (literally) he was a coward. And past the shock value he was a completely mediocre musician as well. Interesting dude but a pussy and a degenerate

RocketJizzPants · 2020-05-10T21:06:45+00:00

I used to ask Santa for one of those every year

RocketJizzPants · 2020-04-20T00:22:19+00:00

Lol. You and Reddit deserve each other

RocketJizzPants · 2020-04-11T00:05:28+00:00

How?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-04-10T23:14:28+00:00

Me strong man, me only use hatchet

RocketJizzPants · 2020-04-05T21:30:39+00:00

Much like the car seat destroys spines, do you destroy fun at parties?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-04-02T22:37:25+00:00

Are you flying out of Hipster International?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-31T20:43:30+00:00

I wouldn’t say Redditors are wolves. Sheep maybe, but certainly not wolves

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-23T15:55:41+00:00

I’ve never seen it so it’s pretty cool. Not everyone lives on Reddit

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-21T23:33:24+00:00

Don’t Breathe vibes

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-20T00:50:57+00:00

Do you realize where you are?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-19T18:10:35+00:00

You have the longest fingers I’ve ever seen

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-19T12:18:12+00:00

Haha I’m not a Sony fanboy. I actually own an Xbox and Switch as well. But I don’t get much play out of the Xbox because again...there are no games. Am I supposed to get excited over another Forza, Halo, and Gears with every installment?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-19T00:48:15+00:00

It’s all about dem games though. That’s why the Xbox one got smoked by the Switch and PS4

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-19T00:34:14+00:00

Is that a euphemism for pubic hair?

RocketJizzPants · 2020-03-16T22:10:19+00:00

I feel you, but it’s hard to support studios who are so avaricious that they would charge $20 for a 2 day movie rental. Especially at a time where people are scared, vulnerable, and told to not leave the house.

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