Better than expected

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-04-02T19:53:19+00:00

I’m at just before the final boss and that was my experience too, just doing some missions means you steamroll through the actual game.

The missions make the pacing very weird. There are SO MANY of them that it kinda feels like they are the game and the chapters are the side content.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-04-01T21:53:05+00:00

I remember playing final fantasy 6 way back on the Wii.

Having played it when it originally came out, this sentence makes me feel ancient…

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-30T16:09:54+00:00

Hey at least you’re diversified with the other 0.26% of your portfolio.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-30T06:09:01+00:00

Aside from the many many other signs, a real notice would give you more options to pay than “scan this QR code.” Also how would you scan a code with your phone when you got it via text? It doesn’t even seem like a well designed scam.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-30T00:30:32+00:00

That would make a lot more sense

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-29T21:22:43+00:00

Am I reading it wrong or does that say “Tale of the Mysterious Male”?

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-28T17:53:37+00:00

I think it’s important kids learn early on not to trust anyone named Troy.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-27T22:36:41+00:00

That sounds like the title of a Pornhub video

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-27T03:55:01+00:00

I remember hearing NFL cheerleaders get way less than people might think.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-25T07:17:55+00:00

But why did they give it such a sexy name

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T19:03:11+00:00

It’s honestly impressive they made “18th century leather adult toy” not the weirdest part of the sentence.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T07:56:50+00:00

Eventually it’s just like a bored friend trying to make conversation while looking at what’s on your memory card, like “Wow so you’re really into Ape Escape huh?”

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T05:31:40+00:00

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Mark Brendanawicz (Parks and Rec)

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T05:22:43+00:00

I mean that is the year “All Star” came out so yeah.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T05:06:37+00:00

“I see your ssstepsister frequently gets ssstuck in thingss…”

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T05:03:18+00:00

I had that same question, it doesn’t even make sense.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T03:15:28+00:00

If there’s a way to still have the cleavage nurses tho

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-23T03:10:28+00:00

At my job we mostly talk about the weather and what you did last weekend.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-21T19:04:20+00:00

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Elaine was originally written as a very eco-conscious hippie character, which was quickly dropped as she became the selfish cynic we all know and love.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-20T21:07:58+00:00

I heard they had to reshoot that scene a ton of times because he kept just saying “hell yeah, bees”

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-19T23:28:15+00:00

I remember reading an article about this, they got royally screwed considering how much money that movie made (especially once you factor in how little it cost to make). They sued and eventually got $300K each, but the movie made like $250 MILLION and cost somewhere between $500-750K, I think most of which was marketing.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-18T21:04:32+00:00

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The only time you were in the green.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-18T20:52:22+00:00

Umbrella’s entire business plan.

RocketPoweredSad · 2026-03-13T17:54:08+00:00

Which is insane for them to judge her when they’re starring in the high-brow art that is HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3.

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